1. A completely self adsorbed, egotistical, douche that lacks the essentials to have sex
2. A vibrating rotating sex toy
2. A vibrating rotating sex toy
by Munchey October 9, 2011
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Get the flob out mug.A flimsy drunk man who finds himself in a pompous state, while making derogatory statements toward women yet remaining un-intimidating.
The tapstress placed the out of control floberdick into submission by the constraints of his neck tie.
by The Drunken Panda December 16, 2013
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Get the Flobgig mug.1. The guy who’s always grump for no reason.
2. Will attend public gathering on occasion but for only self pleasure.
3. Red and like hunting videos.
2. Will attend public gathering on occasion but for only self pleasure.
3. Red and like hunting videos.
Guy 1: Hey, let’s invite Floberg to go hunting.
Guy 2: Awesome, he should fit along just nicely.
Floberg: *on his phone watching hunting videos* *stares*
Guy 2: Awesome, he should fit along just nicely.
Floberg: *on his phone watching hunting videos* *stares*
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