Flarting

The act of cumming on your finger and farting on it until it's dry.

I think I just walked in on Peter flarting.

by FellowFlarter July 28, 2024

flonting

When you scrape your dick on the roof of someone's mouth until they get an infection, then you lick the infection for the flavor.

Person 1: Dude, my girlfriend let me flont her last night.

Person 2: Isn't flonting the thing where you rub your dick on the roof of someone's mouth until you get an infection?

Person 1: yeah pretty much

by BigBlackGayOilyMen August 14, 2024

Flunking the Armadillo

The act of getting pegged whilst wearing a medieval suit of armor.

Hey dude, you actually let her do that last night?
Yeah! She was totally Flunking the Armadillo!

by WinterFloof_24 October 19, 2023

Flinting

When you decide to use your significant other as a human life ring but instead of using a real life ring you use pubes tied together in a braid to form a circle.

"dude I was flinting my girlfriend last night and I nutted in her hair!"

by NIGGERS MUST DIE May 6, 2024

Flusting

flusting is when your cock gets so hard it has a pulse

Josh said "my cock is flusting to fostins sister" fostin was angry after that

by noxyforreal May 11, 2024

flunding

when you have just boarded a flight, sat in seat 14B and proceeded to take the headphone jack on your headphones and stick it in your tip hole and listen to music through the tip and enjoy the vibration.

I just saw Charlie flunding in seat 14b!

by gunters May 15, 2024

flamting

When groping a dead person and they start twitching

At the funeral, the were flamting uncle Steve

by Hunterthemunter May 19, 2024