Flashbang

Noun.

The act in which a female gets a light bulb shoved into her baby maker by someone else (glass end first), and then that person proceeds to give the daring, brave and very stupid female partner a swift punch to the lower gut, thus popping the light bulb. Named crudely after the flashbangs used by law authority that pop and disoriented with a bright flash of light.

She said she wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her a flashbang.

by Lounging Scientist July 7, 2015

Florida Flashbang

A backwoods munition crafted by placing a lit M80 firecracker in the mouth of a bullfrog. The frog can then be thrown full speed at a target by hand. Alternatively, a slingshot can be used to for ranged accuracy.

That Taylor boy keeps running off with my chickens, that’s alright, he’s gonna have a Florida Flashbang aimed at him next time.

by GravitonCrImSoN March 16, 2023

irish flashbang

where you cum in a girls eyes and rub fake tan on her face

ye i irish flashbanged that bitch

by irish flasbang January 9, 2021

Flashbang

The man cums in the girl's eyes so she see's white and then you thunder clap them so then they can't see and can't hear

Girl:flashbang
Boy:flashbang out...

by Mr_Meme June 7, 2019

Bavarian flashbang

When you cum on a girl’s eyes and you fist her with a empty bottle of Augustiner. Either Pussy or ass doesn’t matter.

She said she loves me, right as she was blowing me. But when I started to give her a Bavarian flashbang , she kicked me the hell out of there.

by Jay zees December 27, 2020

The brown flashbang

You take diarrhea and the materials for a pipe bomb and make 2 cylinders and fill one up with diarrhea and one with gunpowder.

Its used in the same way as a normal flashbang but a big mess is added and it can blind the enemies with shit

The military uses The Brown Flashbang instead of the normal flashbang

by Funny goober April 25, 2022