flapjack

(noun) A soggy pancake that has been thrown at a wall (and sticks to it).

God, look at all the flapjacks in her living room. I wonder how much batter that took.

by Kendanium p March 02, 2008

golden flapjack

A sex act involving urination and the pouring of syrup over one's chest. See also: golden shower

Last night, she gave me a golden flapjack!

by almasty September 03, 2020

serbian flapjack

When a man with an uncircumcised flacid penis smacks a woman in the face with his said penis

She just got whacked in the face with a Serbian Flapjack

by Mattallica December 20, 2016

Captain Flapjacks

King of the pancakes, my bestie

"YOOOOOOOO CAPTAIN FLAPJACKS IS A PANCAKE"
"no he is the KING of pancakes----and my bestie"

by spideygirl1989 January 11, 2023

Spanish Flapjack

When a woman's asscheeks are badly sunburnt, you can ejaculate on them, creating a concrete-like material. If urinated on, the substance will soften until it looks and tastes like a pancake.

"What are your plans this weekend, Sarah?"
"I'm going over to Jeff's house for a delicious Spanish Flapjack, care to join me?"
"YES PLEASE!!!"

by Swedish Slaughterhouse July 02, 2021

the flying flapjack

The Flying Flapjack: When you shape your poop into a flapjack and cover it with buttermilk pancakes then serve it to a friend. Watch as the pancake goes flying out of their mouth.

Mom, I gave our neighbor our flying flapjack!
Mom: The one you hate?
Me: Yes! He spit it out so fast, It was like the pancake flew! You know the flying flapjack, where you cover your poop with the pancake? Nobody would know! 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

by A gay pancake August 18, 2017

Saggy Flapjacks

a woman's saggy boobs or a man's saggy balls.

"debra's saggy flapjacks were like no other"

by erikalovesponies March 21, 2012