flake shower

The rain of dandruff that comes off your head when you scratch.

When Joe scratched his head, the flake shower that came off him rivaled that of Ally Sheedy in the Breakfast Club when she made it snow on her drawing.

by vwallac October 31, 2008

poop flakes

Tiny Microscopic particles left in your underwear after releasing a flatus. Sometimes larger crusties found on sheets, pillows or furniture following nudity.

I know Kitty was in the bed last night, there are poop flakes all over the sheets.

by joejoekitty November 15, 2007

Booger Flake

A semi dried wafer thin snot membrane that flops back and forth as you breathe in and out. It usually occurs in the quiet of night when your bladder is about to burst but there is no way you are getting up to pee let alone get a Kleenex. Be warned! Do not attempt a nocturnal snot rocket. When dried this may result in a razor sharp fish scale esque barnicle that will adhere to anything it touches. This can be a bad situation (as you may have guessed) ... not that I know from experience!!!?

The bitch was keeping me awake with her whistling booger flake.

by projectmatter May 8, 2009

Bolivian flake

Another term for cocaine, can also be called Peruvian flake.

I came across some real Bolivian flake lately and decided to buy a ball.

by TheOldPornStar August 27, 2017

poop flakes

Tiny dried feces fragments, dislodged and scattered during the wiping process, often seen near the back of toilet seats

Looks like it's time to clean the bathroom. The poop flakes are piling up!

by speckled jim October 19, 2010

Flaked

All bark and no bite. Acts tough but is a wuss. Posing in agreement while trying to please one audience, but with a nod and a wink to those with whom s/he is beholden.

We had a meeting with our boss and shared our concerns. He publically nodded, smiled, and agreed with us. Then he walked out the door and Flaked us. Did nothing about it. Did just the opposite.

by Seaddog October 4, 2018

rain flake

When rain drops fall so softly in a flakelike manner, not to be confused with sleet or frozen rain.

Can you feel the rain flakes on your skin? I can hardly tell if it's actually raining.

by Cverb April 1, 2016