death by firing squad

When you are brutally shot to death by a firing squad after being convicted for a crime

Can also happen for other reasons

That guy is getting death by firing squad

Awesome

by DeathByFiringSquad August 17, 2022

Firing off the skin pistol

1. To masturbate vigorously. Always associated with males.

2. To procrastinate.

1. ...Then suddenly he dropped his pants and immediately started firing off the ol' skin pistol. Fucking disgusting wanker.

2. Do you really think she is going to introduce you to her parents, or are you just firing off the skin pistol?

by zachary_MIDWE$T April 20, 2009

low fiving

doodling yourself. jerking it. solo dolo. fiddler on the roofie. party of one. masturbating, son.

Nichole couldn't come to the door because she was too busy low fiving.

typical.

by jb is awesome November 15, 2011

fxing

Another term for "fucking", usually used on MSN or other internet-related stuffs.

guy: hey, how're you?
girl: fxing crap.

by tassssharrs January 11, 2008

fexing

fake texting. when someone is instant messaging someone and a symbol comes up showing the other person is writing a message, but the user accidentally left a letter in the text box making it look like they are writing something important.

Julia was totally fexing me on AIM. I sat there for five minutes thinking she was writing a story.

by cory phiz December 29, 2007

fixinta

the correct hick spelling and pronunciation of fixin' to

i'm fixinta whoop you're ass

by Paul S. W. November 8, 2006

circular firing squad

People involved in an idea or policy that is obviously self-defeating to everyone else but them. Used to described some group that is so clueless that one could show them a diesel engine and ask them to find the spark plugs.

The entire Bush administration and all others who decided to invade Iraq.

by federalq2b October 3, 2004