ryan smith fittness

A very small man, with even smaller legs.

Mate, if you wanna get ripped train with RYAN SMITH FITTNESS. #NoLegs #TopHeavy

by PURCEY May 22, 2018

firsties

When smoking with a large group of people, the person who says firsties before anyone else gets the first hit of the pipe. The faster you say firsties, the faster you get high. This practice is generally accepted among groups of smokers worldwide but changes depending on location and particular situations, Ex: If its your weed you automatically get the first hit, If you bought gas you automatically get the first hit, If you are driving or are supplying the house to smoke at you automatically get the first hit.

I call firsties on that joint...

Who has firsties on this bowl i just packed?

by Albert Dankinstien May 17, 2009

fitness in a bag

a guy who is very very very increadibly fit and cool coz fit= good looking fitness= very good looking fitness in a bag= very very very good looking!!!!

"hey kurt's fit!!!"
"no he's fitness!"
"no he's fitness in a bag!!!!"

by ally4kurt September 19, 2007

fitness bunny

When a girl joins a fitness center only to do cardio workout

Man 1: Damn bro why do girls even join a gym if all they are doing is cardio?
Man 2: Yeah it's weird, you can call them fitness bunnys!

by Zup421 October 12, 2015

fatal fitness

A community and method of practicing extreme physical fitness, often of a functional variety, which has a high focus on intensity and character development. It also tailors more towards elite military groups and not wasting time with people who need a lot of coddling. Fatal Fitness, sometimes abbreviated as "FFitness" or "FF" , is often confused with crossfit, or accused of being a ripoff of same, however, FFitness's methodologies are markedly different from other functional fitness methods. (See also Death Certificate)

I did the Fatal Fitness DC today, and holy shit was it a ball-smoker!

by jundie October 18, 2008

the fitnessgram pacer te

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute. after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. T

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a running test.

by minecraft creeper ghhhh February 5, 2017

fitness master

Someone who has a nagging passion to be as fit as possible.

"wow hes a try hard" "No, hes a fitness master"

by The fitness master October 3, 2017