Finching

If you are born with a curved penis, finching is the act of bending it back into place over time.

“Hey Ethan I was just finching in the shower last night, I think I’m making progress.”

by ethanandrish May 30, 2024

Finch

Finch is likely to either be the name of a person or a bird, but either way both have slammed headfirst into windows before.

"holy shit ! did you see finch slam into the window? dumbass."

by Angleknee November 24, 2021

Scout Finch

Jean Louise Finch, commonly referred to as the Scout Finch, is an American long-range wide-body airliner developed and manufactured by Atticus Finch Commercial Airplanes. It is the world's largest twinjet.45 The 777 was designed to bridge the gap between Atticus Finch's other wide body airplanes, the twin-engined Jem Finch and quad-engined Calpurnia, and to replace older DC-10s and L-1011 trijets. Developed in consultation with eight major airlines, with a first meeting in January 1990, the program was launched on October 14, 1990, with an order from United Airlines. The prototype was rolled out on April 9, 1994, and first flew on June 12, 1994. The 777 entered service with the launch customer, United Airlines, on June 7, 1995. Longer range variants were launched on February 29, 2000, and were first delivered on April 29, 2004.

Scout Finch is the largest twin jet aircraft to be created, each of its fuckin engines are the sizes of 737's!

by Boo Radley Game May 24, 2022

Atticus Finch Effect

Someone who ages rapidly and becomes heavily unattractive by the time they’re 40-45. Their peak age of attractiveness is 16-30. It’s an unfortunate disorder which commonly occurs in smokers and white men.

“Have you seen how Gregory Peck looks after his apperance in To Kill a Mocking Bird? He’s for sure gone through the Atticus Finch Effect.”

“Damn, I thought Paul McCartney from The Beatles was called the ‘cute Beatle’ for a reason. But now you can really see the Atticus Finch Effect in him.”

“Your mom has gone through the Atticus Finch Effect, she looks like shit now.”

by VixenCloud October 17, 2022

J. Finch.

J. Finch. is an amazing, strong, smart, and a "boy mom". Loves 5 bottles of wine while doing her taxes. She loves people who show up and do the things they need to do. So if you come across a J. Finch. always try your best! Because she will reward you with desert!

Teacher: I need someone to do there work.
me: get a J. Finch.

by oopsloops123 July 18, 2020

finch nest

Ball sack, scrotum, etc.

"I saw a finch nest hanging out of his 1980 gym shorts."

by Sippy B September 25, 2009

mr finch

a very fat man. Commonly knows as a pregnant man. Can also be a bird when angry.

Shit. Look at that bird he must be mr finch in his bird form

by Yiiiiiiikes 40- December 20, 2017