usually the last few days or the second week of a pay period during which most if not all the money from a previous paycheck has been spent, most of it on bills, debts, and food, leaving very little left for leisure. A prevalent feature of the lives of young adults
dammit, I have 10 bucks left which I need for gas, gonna be in a financial catapult the rest of this week!
by UM North Quad July 26, 2012
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Get the Financial Fair Play mug.A common bar mitzvah gift is a "Bond" They likely explain to the kid what a "Bond" is and how to use it. THAT is what Kanye means when he says "The Jews have been taught financial engineering" you fucking idiots.
by Hym Iam March 28, 2023
Get the Financial engineering mug.1.) Slang term: When something is financially turnt up or poppin.
2.) Literal term: When someone is financially literate and understands how money and finance works.
2.) Literal term: When someone is financially literate and understands how money and finance works.
1.) John: Did you go to that party last night?
Daquan: Fuck yeah man that shit was financially lit! 💯🔥🥶
2.) Client: Are you financially lit?
Financial advisor: Yes sir.
Daquan: Fuck yeah man that shit was financially lit! 💯🔥🥶
2.) Client: Are you financially lit?
Financial advisor: Yes sir.
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Get the financial advice mug.The power of money, or its lack, to determine who gets to reproduce. Whereas in the past this was decided perhaps by physical toughness, ingenuity and resourcefulness in surviving, modern society has coldbloodedly decided who gets to reproduce by separating us by those who can afford to and those who cannot. A possible synonym would be late stage capitalism. One solution is throwing oneself on the mercy of the government, risking social disrespect in the process.
Guy: Hey friend, why no kids?
Friend: Couldn't afford it. It's not mine or God's fault. It was financial darwinism.
Friend: Couldn't afford it. It's not mine or God's fault. It was financial darwinism.
by old observer November 20, 2023
Get the financial darwinism mug.Refers to someone who provides a low-income person with the most ideal and reasonable/healthy type of monetary assistance --- he simply "fills in the gaps" in the indigent person's financial life, such as purchasing economy-grade groceries, buying a few separate tools (extra points if the person requests/accepts used tools from a thrift store or yard sale) to replace broken/worn/missing ones in the person's toolbox, providing maintenance/repair materials to fix/upgrade things around the person's house, and so on.
Financially-solvent dude: I really appreciate how Tiffany only asks me to be a financial dentist for her, rather than expecting me to buy her everything under the sun. Plus not only does she never try to pressure me to go along on any of her boring mall-shopping trips, but she also always cuddles up with me while I'm browsing Amazon/E-Bay to locate the lowest price on the occasional replacement item or tape/disc that she wants, and accompanies me hand-in-hand to Goodwill or the local pawn-shops/thrift-stores whenever I go scrounging for bargains on the few simple household/recreational items that she does ask me for... her warm-hearted gratitude-filled companionship during these somewhat-tedious endeavors is an welcome bonus all on its own, of course, but her always being at my side also means that she's right there to actually observe and inspect each of the items that I'm thinking of choosing for her, and so she can more easily/reliably determine if the item I'm looking at is indeed the best choice to fulfill her needs.
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