One does not just become a Swig Fig, one is born a Swig Fig. They spend their days eating Fig Newton's and they enjoy parties at Rippee's. A Swig Fig is NEVER LATE, everyone else is simply early. A swig fig needs to be filet mignoned, and they must work on the Rippeefication process.
by FigMaster October 27, 2014
Get the swig figmug. A wierd sexual fetish were someone shits into a condom and the slaps it across the other participants face, causing the condom to break and covering there face with shit
by XXCrowZXX April 13, 2004
Get the fig newtonmug. An acronym that represents "Fat Indian Guy" or "Fugly Indian Guy" commonly used in the eastern and southwestern regions of the United States.
Nicole: Oh by the way, did you see that shirt i bought?
Diana: oh yeah ...OMG! WATCH OUT! INCOMING FIG!!!!
Nicole: -turns around- OMFG!! Hes so fat!
Diana: oh yeah ...OMG! WATCH OUT! INCOMING FIG!!!!
Nicole: -turns around- OMFG!! Hes so fat!
by yeah its fo sho April 2, 2007
Get the FIGmug. by SmokestakkkSeymour February 8, 2019
Get the Fig signmug. by Mr. Ray September 23, 2008
Get the fig puckermug. by He who smacks bitches September 28, 2006
Get the fig nutsmug. by Allyoh123 October 13, 2015
Get the Fig headmug.