swig fig

One does not just become a Swig Fig, one is born a Swig Fig. They spend their days eating Fig Newton's and they enjoy parties at Rippee's. A Swig Fig is NEVER LATE, everyone else is simply early. A swig fig needs to be filet mignoned, and they must work on the Rippeefication process.

Guy: Who is that? He looks like such a swig fig.

Guy #2: He's such a swig fig.

by FigMaster October 27, 2014

fig newton

A wierd sexual fetish were someone shits into a condom and the slaps it across the other participants face, causing the condom to break and covering there face with shit

"too bad for you, you lost the bet, so i'll go get the laxitive"

by XXCrowZXX April 13, 2004

FIG

An acronym that represents "Fat Indian Guy" or "Fugly Indian Guy" commonly used in the eastern and southwestern regions of the United States.

Nicole: Oh by the way, did you see that shirt i bought?
Diana: oh yeah ...OMG! WATCH OUT! INCOMING FIG!!!!
Nicole: -turns around- OMFG!! Hes so fat!

by yeah its fo sho April 2, 2007

Fig sign

A good way to start a fight in Canada. which can be the equivilant to the middle finger .

Fig sign

by SmokestakkkSeymour February 8, 2019

fig pucker

The face made when a sour fig is eaten; one who resembles such a face.

That guy's a real fig pucker.

by Mr. Ray September 23, 2008

fig nuts

The only term I have heard but was not defined on this website.

Go suck a fatty fig nuts!

by He who smacks bitches September 28, 2006

Fig head

Stupid person that dont care when they say do dumb things

Shut up you fig head

by Allyoh123 October 13, 2015