You girlfriend's ugly and that's a fact/if God sent her, then send her back/she got hairy arms, and a hairy ass/hairy upper lip that I call a femmestache/
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by Homeless Dave April 21, 2005
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Literally translates to "find the woman". Used facetiously to suggest that when a man does something stupid, a woman was probably involved. This is not to indicate that it's the woman's fault, but that the man is trying to garner a woman's favour, or to cover up his infidelity.
Did you hear? All of a sudden Bill says he's morally opposed to porn.
Yeah right. Cherchez la femme.
Yeah, I think he's trying to impress the girl at Starbucks.
Yeah right. Cherchez la femme.
Yeah, I think he's trying to impress the girl at Starbucks.
by Skorpion April 20, 2010
Get the cherchez la femme mug.A male, typically under the age of 30, who presents feminine mannerism and often dresses in clothing that is designated for females. This is not to be confused with a sissy, nor a cross dresser. Most femboys are androgynous, and can easily pass for male or female. Femboys are most often found on the Internet, as this form of cross dressing is found as a taboo by society. The term femboy can be used to describe young gay men or weak boys, often as a derogatory term. Femboys can be of any sexuality, gender identity, or background.
Most femboys have naturally smaller, curvy bodes, others have a muscular tone, giving them a more androgynous look. Often times, femboys can be found within furry art, or in furry communities, and even anime and manga.
The difference between cross dressers and femboys is, a femboy is often younger, and more flamboyant, where as a crossdresser is 18-30 and usually more experienced and passable.
Most femboys have naturally smaller, curvy bodes, others have a muscular tone, giving them a more androgynous look. Often times, femboys can be found within furry art, or in furry communities, and even anime and manga.
The difference between cross dressers and femboys is, a femboy is often younger, and more flamboyant, where as a crossdresser is 18-30 and usually more experienced and passable.
John: "Hey man will you help me pick out some new high heels?"
Sally: "Wait, are you a cross dresser?"
John: "Nah, I'm a {femboy}, there's a difference."
Sally: "Wait, are you a cross dresser?"
John: "Nah, I'm a {femboy}, there's a difference."
by Bottom Twink June 12, 2016
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by Ravensnews June 2, 2021
Get the Femboy appreciation day mug.The Original dildo before tech crazy Bolmph Co. in New Mexico stole it. It's big it's black and it's rubber. No strings attached.
by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004
Get the Bolmphe d'la femme mug.A seductive, intelligent, witty and classy female assassin who goes predominantly against male targets who are lured into following her because she acts like a cock tease, but quickly meet their deaths when they least suspect it.
The term has become slightly overused/extended to include any woman who shows even the slightest hint of being femme fatale, or wearing black leather, to describe herself.
The term has become slightly overused/extended to include any woman who shows even the slightest hint of being femme fatale, or wearing black leather, to describe herself.
That femme fatale I used to call my girllfriend. stuck a gun in my nuts and threatened to give me a .44 calibre vasectomy. So I bitch slapped her.
by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004
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