feltcher

Man who performs anal intercourse and then inserts a straw into the anus and sucks it back out.

One who is a feltcher and feltches.

by Ass fucker September 18, 2003

Mark Felton

A British historian that also controls a fairly popular history YouTube channel called 'Mark Felton Productions'. He likes to cover obscure, yet interesting historical events. Some history geeks get compared to him.

"You sound more like Mark Felton every day!"

by Dumb Historian May 28, 2020

Felton

What you call the coolest person in the wizorld.

Gaylord sniffs cheez wiz so therefore he is a Felton.

by Felton Sheehy October 20, 2003

auto felatio

the art of sucking ones own penis. blow job by urself. must be extremly flexible or have a long penis

while i was using auto felatio i was sucking my own penis, it was great

by manno August 31, 2006

Feltch

The extraction of manjuices from the rectum of your sexual partner, commonly removed with a straw then savoring the flavor with your sexual partner with a long passionate kiss.

Mike gasped as his lover Swooop began to feltch him. He used the golden straw that was passed down to him from his great grandfather Hash. The family line was proven to be strong as they tongue kissed passionately throughout the night.

by InsertCoin April 27, 2005

felation

the happiness a man feels after receiving oral sex

Doug: Tom was acting unnaturally weird today at work.
Tammy: Yeah, that's because he taught his dog how to give him head.
Doug: Ah so he's feeling felation!
Tammy: Yeah.
Doug: Also, you probably shouldn't talk about Tom's wife like that, Tammy.

by BirkMagirk May 5, 2011

Felitz

Felitz is an anomolous phenomenon in the source code of an obscure Linux distro. Through a freakish turn of events he was transposed from tens of millions of lines of code into flesh and blood. He spends his days searching for a way back into the machine, mechanistically creating billions of lines of code... He also enjoys creating maps for computer games. Some say these maps are recreations of the only mental images he has left of his true, binary home.

Felitz is at it again, he just programmed an entire operating system in his sleep.

by Zeebs February 21, 2005