lap fever

The desire of a child (hopefully) to only sit in or be held by her or his caregiver's lap area.

Pass me that baby. He won't stop crying till somebody's got him. He's got a bad case of lap fever.

by mosthopeful October 22, 2015

Payday Fever

A fuckwit who is not good at their job who calls in sick on payday

That dumbass John has payday fever. Just called in sick which is going to put us behind for the rest of the shift

by AriGoldn May 3, 2019

butt fever

A bout of diarrhea and vomiting.

I suffered from the butt fever last week.

by Word Madman March 28, 2019

customer support fever

A sexual preference of non-Indians for denizens of the Indian subcontinent, particularly after India's sudden rise to power, following the economic boom of the early 21st century. The "customer support" moniker stems from the fact that people who call Customer Support for large software companies will often end up speaking with an Indian person.

White guy: Have you seen Aishwarya Rai? She is freakin' hot!
Asian guy: Man, you've got a bad case of customer support fever!

by f.o.b. jew November 13, 2007

federal pound me in the ass prison

correction to first example: the correct quote is "white collar resort prison", not "white color resort prison"

see above with "federal pound me in the ass prison"

by dNguyen September 8, 2006

curry fever

Similar to jungle fever...but being addicted to brown girls (especially indian). You become obsessed with them and want to bang them all hard.

Did you see the tits on that fucking brown girl?? Holy shit, I think I just blew my load in my pants.
Fuck man, you just have curry fever.

by Bombdizzle2 April 30, 2006

Feuer Frei

One of Rammstein's most popular and well-known songs, first released in 2001 on their album Mutter and having gained mainstream recognition due to an appearance on the movie xXx. The song's title basically means "Fire freely!" in German (used in the sense of "fire at will" by German soldiers during combat). Live performances of this song highlight the band's unmitigated passion for flames and burning eruptions, which further cements the mainstream's misinterpretation of this song as being directly associated with fire. But the far worse twist of n00bism is any idiot that refers to the song as "BANG BANG!" (which just happens to be the following line in the song's chorus, after "Feuer Frei!"). There aren't many ways for Rammstein to be degraded even further by the sheer, undeniable ignorance of the mainstream masses, but calling them "Rob Zombie clones" is certainly one of them. Any real fan of Rammstein's music would recognize that the depth, musical talent and plain kick-ass rhythms of these w00t Germans would (and should) be insulted by comparing them to Rob Zombie, so please disregard the last definition written for this entry.

"Geadelt ist wer Schmerzen kennt,
vom Feuer das in Lust verbrennt,
Ein Funkenstoß,
in ihren Schoß,
Ein heißer Schrei,
FEUER FREI!"

by Alhadis May 21, 2006