kevin federline

Poor, trailor trash, shallow wigga who left his pregnant, afro-american wife (Shar Jackson-whom he has a couple kids with)for pop sensation Britney Spears cuz she's cuter and has a lot more money.

Kev Federline thinks he's the next Eminem, what a joke.

kevin federline by lovezit April 7, 2005

kevin federline

free loader, Someone who takes advantage of desperate and lonely pop/teen idols .

" Oh man!!!!, that guys's such a Kevin Federline!!!"

kevin federline by deb-z-z-z September 14, 2005

Federline 

Federline, Kevin: Britney Spears' useless, lazy, indolent excuse for a husband. A 'dancer' by trade.

Lal: Wow, that Federline guy is so whipped, Britney has him wrapped around her finger.
Cas: Yeah, well at least he'll never go hungry.

Federline by Lal September 2, 2005

International Jendo Federation 

The International Jendo Federation is the official international governing body for Filipino martial arts sports Jendo and Traditional Arnis founded in Mandaluyong City by a Mandaleño named Dr. Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya.

Jendo is an art that utilises barehanded and traditional Filpino martial arts weaponries as a means of self-defense and its official sports governing body is the International Jendo Federation.

International Jendo Federation by jma_16 August 6, 2008

kevin federline

The best punchline for any joke.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
...Kevin Federline
HAHAHAHAHAH

Three guys walked into a bar..
The third one was Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH

How many ________s does it take to screw in lightbulb?
Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH

Two blondes are sitting at a nail salon, when one blonde says to another, "Kevin Federline."
HAHAHAHAHAH

If your name is Kevin Federline...you might be a redneck.
HAHAHAHAHAH

Yo momma so fat Kevin Federline would do her.
HAHAHAHAHAH

kevin federline by Jon and Chris August 31, 2006

federalicious 

1) adhering to federalist opinions with swagger
2) provocative; causing an impulse to take of one's britches
3) pertaining to the first Secretary of the Treasury of the United States

DAMN, that Alexander Hamilton was federalicious.

federalicious by bigpointyteeth97 June 5, 2011

Kevin Federline

A term Kevin Federline can have many meanings, such as

1. a deadly combination douche, pothead, and gold-digger whose wife is nearly as pathetic and unfit as him

2. an underemployed, white man with no talent who likes to believe that he can rap; Eminem is his inspiration

3. A man under an illusion that he can pull off a wifebeater when he only has completely muscle-free arms and an Amazon Rainforest of armpits

Kevin: Mommy, I wanna wear my wifebeater to school!

Sheila/Mother: No, Kevin, you will look like Kevin Federline!

Kevin: Oh no, Kevin Federline? Mom, you know what? I'll just wear my button-down shirt to school.

Sheila: That's my little boy.

Kevin Federline by Kenny McCor September 1, 2008