Fecal Treacle

The sticky residue left around the pump hole after a particularly wet fart.

I had a really hot curry tonight. I have a feeling my boxer shorts will be covered in fecal treacle tomorrow.

by Holdontoyourwig April 11, 2014

feck

An Irish word that has fallen into similar usage as fuck, made famous by Father Ted.

<A> Aw feck!
<B> You fecked that up didn't you?

by Ms T February 23, 2003

Fecalfeliac

someone who's obsessed with "mooky stinks"!

Kyle!!!, There is no such thing as Mr Hankey, you Fecalfeliac!

by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009

fecalphile

fecal+phile=one that shows a strange fascination for feces.

My little brother, an avid fecalphile, could tell stories and jokes, for HOURS, about anything having to do with feces.

by tywyll seren May 14, 2006

Fecal fingers

A person who doesn't wash their hands after doing number 2. Also associated with anal fingercourse.

Why wouldn't he wash his hands after taking a shit? Friggin fecal fingers...

by Schismrobo January 7, 2008

Fecal Incontinence

The inability to control fecal matter from sliding out the anus and into the pant leg.

As a result of too much anal sex, the muscles used to keep the feces inside the rectum literally lose their "tread."

What it's like to have Fecal Incontinence

"Fuck you."
"No! Fuck you! You're adopted."
"Yeah, well, at least I don't shit my pants involuntarily."
".....You're adopted."

by gwaijai June 12, 2009

Fecal Viscosity

A high and low measurement of the thickness/solidness of one's feces. High Fecal Viscosity means constipation. Low Fecal Viscosity means loose, watery stool.

Roger was urinating in the men's room when he heard the man in the handicap stall suffering from low fecal viscosity. He was taking a mop bucket dump.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015