gay faker

A straight male that pretends to be gay across the board because that's the only way he can get females outside of his straight self

Christian is such a pathetic gay faker for getting massages from females in the hopes of feeling a females touch by acting gay

by Lowkey33 November 20, 2019

L.A. Flakers

An elite team of professional flake artists whom never follow through on things they commit to.

Charles said he would be here at eight o'clock!? He flakes out so much he must play for the L.A. Flakers.

by cmeuse July 18, 2011

freaker

A male or female with various gimmicks & can be very unpredictable sometimes. They dress in goth/punk clothing, are expected to abuse drugs, & are very bipolar at times & may holler something in your face when you least expect it. Just punch them in the face or take a picture of them while they holler, to prevent another similar incident.

"Oh man nigga it was mad stupid! The alley was like full--"
"Hey buddy...wanna rock with me?"
"...What?!"
"BLAARGUWSHINDUHIFF!"
"Man you freak us out! Now piss off! Damn freaker!"

by Smart American Male September 10, 2006

fecker

A less hard hitting derivative of fucker, commonly used in northern parts of the UK.

Shopkeeper: Gies' back those cheese n' onion taytos ye wee fecker!
ned/chav: No way ye spa!

by eZsquirT July 27, 2019

Taco Faker

A man posing as a woman without the knowledge of even their closest friends.

"Guy's I've got something to tell you. I'm a taco faker"

by Mcmolty March 12, 2009

Frosted Flaker

A bro (Jorge C.) who texts/calls you to hang out and makes plans with multiple people, including non bros (girls), to the same event, only to call/text last minute to scratch the event and bail to go hang out with his "Girl", thus breaking the sacred, Bro's before Hoe's" code of men.

3. Jorge-" Julio, you want to play some beerpong tonight and kick it with some girls?"

Julio-"Yeah bro! I'll call the girls and let them know to come over and play, I,m on my way to the house!"

Jorge-"Oh wait, never mind, cancel tonight, I gotta go kick it with my lady friend!"

Julio-" Wow, Dude you're being a Frosted Flaker on us....again!"

Julio-" Hey Kristi, I guess tonights not going down, Jorge decided to be a double Frosted Flaker and eat an entire box, Costco size of Frosted Flakes!"

by BetaBro184 February 24, 2011

40 yard faker

A phrase given to a girl or woman who looks very attractive from a distance only to turn out butt ass ugly up close.

Guy 1: Bro that waitress last night was a 40 yard faker!

Guy 2: really?

Guy 1: yea i was like, "damn she's hot" until she came up and asked us for our order.

by PowerKing March 30, 2011