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Rachel Failing

When one achieves a lower grade than a 90% in a class or on an assignment. As a noun it is Rachel Failure. In Past tense, Rachel Failed
Katie: I'm so stoked, I got an 87%!
Kieran: You still Rachel Failed.

Kieran: I have a 76% in Math!
Katie: Whoa, you're really Rachel Failing.
by Mohammed Abdul Jabar November 15, 2010
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Double Tap Fapping

When one reuses the same napkin for multiple jerk sessions.
Yea Bad Luck Bryan is bating on a budget so I'm almost positive he is double tap fapping.
by UnbentSlinky December 10, 2012
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Falling in Reverse

A specific band that expresses lots of emotion and helps individuals get over problems in their lives.
WOW, that Falling in Reverse concert was so exciting and it really helped me release my anger!

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by Funnyman96 July 5, 2017
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Fail at Failing

To fail at failing is to fail so horrbily that you are the king of all things fail. This is not a double-negative, you just suck! It is also consider 386 times more fail than an Epic Fail.
1. Jim: Dude I totaly just crashed my car onto my roof!

Gary: Wow man you fail at failing!

2. Gary: Jim got a -72 points on his english test.

Rick: Wow he fails at failing!
by Kamakazai November 11, 2009
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Fapping

Damn I’m fapping and I got cum on my hand
by Tyrone122 November 13, 2019
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Falling into the vortex

One's inability to steer one's focus away from certain web sites known for containing large amounts of snippets of entertaining content or having exceedingly high link density, such as Wikipedia, IMDB, Urban Dictionary, or TV Tropes. Typically, snapping out of this trance requires a powerful external stimulus, such as hunger, fatigue, a nagging significant other/family member, or a power outage.
Man, I was looking up Johnny Depp's new movie at work the other day on IMDB and I totally felt myself falling into the vortex. I didn't climb out until my boss walked in.

Guy 1: Don't bother trying to talk to him. He's fallen into the vortex.
Guy 2: Well, he hasn't eaten or slept in about 20 hours, so he's bound to come out of it soon.
by fonsui July 26, 2011
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Fat Fapping

To watch your arm jiggle while you masterbate.
Hey what did you do last night? "Fat Fapping" you mean when you stare at your arm while you masterbate? Yupp.
by remarcnoremac November 10, 2010
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