Airsoft Failure

Anyone who fails at airsoft or airsoft related question...
Common variations include but are not limited to: Codsofters, Chairsofters, RichSpoiledKidsofters, DarrenWhitesofters, IThinkI'maSniperBecauseIHaveaUTGL96softer, and WannaBeRussiansofters.
These people can be very annoying due to the extensive amounts of ignorant posts on Facebook or other airsoft sites, these posts can be fixed with a simple understanding of how to use google or youtube.

Kid 1: "Hey guyz...I'm new to airsoft and I have $100, what gun from black ops can I get that shoots over 600fps??? help meh PLEAZ!!!
Kid 2: "STFU Airsoft Failure GTFO!!!

by Mr. Airsofter August 20, 2011

failure

A bad excuse not to try.

You'll never learn from past failures if you don't try.

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005

Failurism

The state of being a complete failure, so much it is virtually a religion or way of life.

I completely suck at Halo, so I became a member of Failurism

by Capt. Knut October 30, 2008

epic failure

a failure so incredibly astounding it goes down in history with the guy who threw his shoe at President Bush and missed and Pet Rock.

"You just misspelled your name... epic failure."

by LindsayLouFool December 21, 2008

Failroad Conductor

A person who fails so much he/she gets to direct the failroad.

A title that can only be obtained by frequent fits of failure.

Can you guys believe Grayson is bailing on us again this weekend? You'd think he'd taken a job as the failroad conductor.

by dubcaps February 8, 2009

Failed Laziness

The act of doing more work while trying to do less work due to laziness.

I didn't want to carry all that crap to the trash so I walked all the way to the side yard to get the wheel barrow when all I had to do was get the dolly from the garage. Such failed laziness.

by Rabidmogwai March 6, 2009

failmer

A failed lamer. Usually used for people who are already lame, but keep failing at repeated attempts in various goals in life.

That guy's been asking that girl out for the 498th time and she's still rejecting him with a one-word "no" each time- what a failmer.

by lexnex May 6, 2009