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father in law

A too often overlooked member of your wife's family, who takes the place of the dreaded mother in law if that one is dead or if, by a weird twist of fate, she's not hating you. Rarely poses a threat to the daughter in law cuz the son-in-law is usually his favourite target.

Has to be approached with extreme caution if you're the lucky man proposing to his beloved-and-only daughter. Might welcome you with a bazooka if you're not matching his expectations to the letter. Will constantly try to tow your wife away from you, saying you don't deserve her or that your just another cheating perv. Oh and don't lie in his presence or you'll soon discover that bastard knows EVERYTHING about your past! (yes everything)
Randall almost punched his father in law in the face after that bastard tried to convince Tanya that her husband was attending a swingers' club.
by Beryl December 16, 2005
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mega father

One who is godlike in status; one who destroys all
I'm kinda loosing too much games, when I picked up tidehunter and spirit breaker I were tranformed from n00b to MEGA FATHER!
by Robo9981 June 23, 2006
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fagnerd

1.) A term of derision, most notably used in PvP in the Star Wars Galaxies online game, on the Bloodfin server

2.) Original used by players Tupac and Fitty-Cent in their trashtalk
"owed! wats ur xcuse now fagnerd?!"
by Brisc Rubal April 22, 2004
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1950s father

A 1950s father is a dad who is not involved with thier child or children, even though they all live under the same roof. A 1950s father does not play, spend time or is emotionally involved with thier child. A 1950s father is typically stoic and distant to ones child, and are typically work-a-holics. The phrase comes from a generation of males (pre 1960s) that were raised to hid thier emotions, because it would seem unmanlike. 1950s father reley on thier wife to do all the parenting.
My friend's dad is not really involved in his life. He is what you call a 1950s father.
by Paul Della Valle July 16, 2004
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Father Ted

A British PRODUCED Irish comedy. (Of course, Ireland's not part of the UK though). It was written by two Irish guys (making it Irish!) and it's awesome. It's in the writing and acting, Irish writing, Irish acting = Irish show.
by AlanTheMan3436 August 23, 2006
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Faggerina

Marissa, quit being a faggerina.
by melruel September 30, 2011
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Angry father

When a father catches his daughter having sex outside in a cementary, he takes a shovel and thrusts it in the back of the guys head killing the guy. Blood drips on the females titties and is then ordered to go home immediately and take care of her brother.
"This guy I was dating got angry fathered last weekend. I didn't even get to fully enjoy it."
by Jorfy February 9, 2014
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