Plato Fun Factory

An advanced form of spooning, in which both partners climb into the same pair of oversized pajamas and snuggle. So named for Plato's myth, outlined in his dialogue "The Symposium" (c. 385-380 BCE), explaining that humans were once beings with two heads, four arms, four legs, etc. who were split into two halves by Zeus. According to this myth, the instinct to reunite with our other half is the origin of love. Wearing the same clothes at the same time is one of the ways in which two partners can simulate sharing one body. It also squeezes them, as a Play-Doh Fun Factory squeezes Play-Doh. Also known as "practicing for the two-legged sack race."

I need to go buy some 4XL pajamas at Wal-Mart, so my girlfriend and I can do the Plato Fun Factory tonight.

by Barbalib April 17, 2015

Factory reset

When you eat a women's ass from behind, and reach around and stimulate her clitoris at the same time

1st person: Dang man, I shouldn't have did what I did to her last night, I was drunk.

2nd person: What u do to her?
1st person: I wanted her to feel something different, I wanted to be different. I gave her the factory reset last night.
2nd person: man u done fucked up, u ain't never getting rid of her now

by Slangventer316 March 14, 2021

funk factor

A numerical rating system given to the smell of vagina's 1 being socially acceptable; 10 demanding immediate cleansing whether by douching or pressure washing

Damn girl, when is the last time you washed that thing your funk factor is off the charts!

by AdaMeaux March 1, 2009

the factory must grow

The factory must grow is a quote often repeatedly uttered by people who have a bad case of factorio addiction. it is in reference to building and expanding the factory that one must build in the game however factorio is about as addicting as cocain it will never let you leave.

THE FACTORY MUST GROW.

Tim: so I've heard Bob got himself a copy of factorio on steam
John: yeah let's see how many hours he has

Bob's steam account logged 48hours in the Last two days

Bob texted John the following text.
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
THE ENVIRONMENT MUSTN'T GROW
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
THE FACTORY MUST GROW

by Doomshroom344 June 19, 2022

shit and piss factory

Usually a reference to a person or animal that is totally worthless. The phrase exhibits all the thing does is shit and piss.

Tommy lost another fucking job last week. That guy is a shit and piss factory.

by Jacklemen Hearse October 20, 2008

Ipso Facto

Ipso facto is a philosophical term. It is Latin for "by that very fact".

'You work for the bank. The bank works for me. Ipso facto, I'm your boss.'
--Ben Stiller in "Dodgeball"

by I L August 10, 2005

Abdul Factor

The property of pronounced and pathological incompetence particular to Arabs that results in failure despite numerical superiority or access to workable tools.

"'How did those Israeli jets get past the Syrian's new Russian air defense system?"
"'Abdul Factor, bro. The operators were busy drinking tea."

or

"Why did it take half a day for Egypt's emergency services to respond to the rock slide?"
"Abdul Factor, bro"

by B.R.1 October 27, 2008