Facial Dysphoria

Facial Dysphoria is something that defines someone who doesn't like somethinf about their face, whether it's the eyes, teeth, nose, etc.

Person 1: Why are you wearing that face mask?
Person 2: I don't like my lips because I have facial dysphoria.

by Elis_Exists October 7, 2021

über-fach

Pronounced eww-ber-fuck (with heavy German accent)

1) more than your usual fuck.

1) When she had enough of Adolf and his drinking buddies ordering her around, the bar maid Helga screamed, "You can get your OWN über-faching beer!"

by REICHBURGH November 29, 2010

Orange Facial

An Orange Facial is what happens when you peel an orange and the juices squirt into your face.

Tom: Dude, Yesterday during my lunch break i got an Orange Facial peeling my Orange.

Bill: Damn man i hate when that happens.

by Cudder225 October 3, 2011

sperm facial

Sperm Facial, using a man's load of hot semen to tighten your pores.
The act of massaging his semen in a circular motion all over your face.( To be peeled off later, or not?)

Sally," You skin looks so good, what do you use on it?"
Jen," OMG Thanks, Chris gave me a sperm facial last night!!"
Sally," Kat at the office could really use one of those, does it work on you back?
Jen, " Yes just have your BF shoot it anywhere and rub it in"

Nan," Your Mom looks like she is in her 30's, what is her secret?"
Mary," Sperm Facials, she's been getting them from Dad for over 25 years!"

by The only Baby Girl October 9, 2013

oregon facial

When a female makes a squirt queen cum and is splashed in the face when her highness squirts.

I still received an Oregon Facial even though I moved back two feet!

by Cherryflavoredwakeup23 December 16, 2016

fadeaway facial

The act of nuttin on ah bitch face and then dippin on that hoe

Yo I gave this bitch ah fadeaway facial an disappeared on her

by Skuttyworld February 18, 2018

mud facial

when you pin someone down and shit on their face

jake made me so mf angry so i gave him a mud facial

by imasniffer July 8, 2019