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Flex or fold

The act of “putting your money where your mouth is” by rising to the occasion or backing down. Much like “nut up or shut up”, it is a challenge to someone who has said that they would do something to show strength—usually an aggressive or bold course of action. It is frequently an ultimatum to call someone’s bluff after they’ve been running off at the mouth about what they could or would do in any given situation. The term is used to shut down foolish declarations made by wanna-be types who have something to prove to themselves and others, but they often lack the ability to follow through.
Girl #1: “If Karly tries to step to me, she can catch these hands!”

Girl #2: “I think Karly might have heard what you said…she’s coming over here.”

Girl #1: “I don’t care if she heard!”

Karly: “Oh, yeah?!? Flex or fold!”

Girl #1: “JK, Karly…you know you’re my girl.”

(After mean-mugging Girl #1)

Karly: “That’s what I thought.”
by Gemini Grammarian February 4, 2022
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nut fold

The worst possible starting hand in Poker - the seven deuce off-suite.
Well... I have the nut fold again!
by Ben Shapira October 2, 2008
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illegitamate fold

(n) A universal word, can be but is not limited to the following:

Moronic highschool boys, European chestnuts, chicken patties, duct tape bags, gorrilas named philis in Stockholm, Stockholm, water bottles, the ringing of a telephone, HGTV, runners, pure bred dogs, cards received on Valentine's day, the end of World War II, N*SYNC songs, Jessica Simpson's music videos (recent)*, school lunch, chicken stew, Aladin, parentheses, asshats, seniors, male genitalia, gonads and strife, Hugh Grant's prostitute, babies born in February, tropical plant life, librarians, Sweet Caroline, The Yankees, the Pacific Ocean, Dell Computers, Girlscout Cookies, bio homework, Mary Kate and Ashley movies made after their seventh-and-a-half year, games with age limits, no soap in highschool bathrooms, ringtones, Chuck Berry, Chuck Norris, numchucks, knickerbockers, unsanitary workout equiptment, prehistoric cell phones; anything prehistoric, cat toys, cat nip, Santa Claus, Latin, Chevy, getting hit by a bus, orange fruit, seashells, starfish in the desert, and buttwater.

*To satisfy our readers
"I just consumed an illegitamate fold."
"The optomologist removed an illegitamate fold from my left testicle."
"The Red Sox PWNED the illegitamate fold."
by Philis and Earl Jr. Czachistan December 17, 2007
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rocket fold

I cleaned my rocket fold out with a q-tip last night
by Awesome beard March 20, 2017
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two-fold-dreamer

N. a person who dreams far more than those who are called dreamer. Usually suffering from depression of some sort, two-fold-dreamers are quite imaginative and have a view of life usually different from others in alot of different ways.
A two-fold-dreamer is a one in a million. It's someone who is so unique and so different that all they have to rely on are their dreams.
Gurleen and Bare are two-fold-dreamers.
by Bare. March 27, 2005
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Dutch Blind Fold

When the scrotum is stretched over the females eyes (Blind fold with the Ball Bag).

Originated in Australia
"Hey man, I gave this chick a Dutch Blind Fold last night. She dug it the most."
by RyanSmith January 31, 2009
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valley fold

One of the simplest folds in origami, involving folding a flap of paper upward and usually toward the folder, forming a valley. In most diagrams showing how to fold an origami model, valley folds are denoted by a simple dashed line. When instructions for how to fold a model simply say "fold," it can be assumed that the required fold is a valley fold.
by Fraze May 22, 2006
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