"Have you heard the song I Squeezed Out The Baby, Yet I Have No Idea Who The Father Is?"
"IN COLLEGE I SPENT ALL MY DAYS-"
"IN COLLEGE I SPENT ALL MY DAYS-"
by Professional Jotaro Simp April 20, 2021
Get the i squeezed out the baby, yet i have no idea who the father is mug.a person who seems like a very nice person, all sweet and fresh, like a berry. then you get to know them, and it turns out they are extremely nasty, like a big wet fart.
She is a fartberry, because she seemed very nice. then i started to talk to her, and she was a fucking ass.
by [that ninjette] December 19, 2008
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As distinct from romantic ‘partner’, a fartner is someone in a relationship who feels sufficiently comfortable with their romantic partner as to fart freely in their presence. Generally, fartnerships take a moderate amount of time and inconsideration to develop, and, consequently, may be viewed as a more well-established relationship than a typical romantic partnership.
Jane: “Hi, there. You’re Michael, right? You’re Melissa’s partner?”
Michael: “Fartner, actually. Melissa and I are fartners. We’ve been together for about three years, now.”
Michael: “Fartner, actually. Melissa and I are fartners. We’ve been together for about three years, now.”
by Reginald Smiley April 8, 2008
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by Rastamuffin June 5, 2010
Get the farter mug.A submission hold delivered with authority in the name of dominance. A career ending ruthlessly aggressive wrestling hold.
Technique: 1) executer slips up belly to back of standing opponent 2) executer extends right arm forward/through opponents arm , suppressing arm in locked extended position//option would include grasping opponents wrist and locking it back like a reverse "chicken-wing" 3) with completion of steps 1)&2) you have achieved a HALF-NELSON. 4) repeat step 2) //variation optional// for left arm.
Hint: Remember to remain in control
of 2) while performing step
4).
5) You have now accomplished a FULL-NELSON !! 6) With a firm grasp and maintaing holds as outlined in steps 1) through 5) Begin visciously thrusting back and forth from pelvis into opponent. Submission times may vary so be patient.
Some suggestions for added effect might include doning clergy vestments and reciting scripture during excecution.
Technique: 1) executer slips up belly to back of standing opponent 2) executer extends right arm forward/through opponents arm , suppressing arm in locked extended position//option would include grasping opponents wrist and locking it back like a reverse "chicken-wing" 3) with completion of steps 1)&2) you have achieved a HALF-NELSON. 4) repeat step 2) //variation optional// for left arm.
Hint: Remember to remain in control
of 2) while performing step
4).
5) You have now accomplished a FULL-NELSON !! 6) With a firm grasp and maintaing holds as outlined in steps 1) through 5) Begin visciously thrusting back and forth from pelvis into opponent. Submission times may vary so be patient.
Some suggestions for added effect might include doning clergy vestments and reciting scripture during excecution.
by Jannasauras Rex February 24, 2005
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Shib: Look at that man and all those children, looks like a rainbow family.
Zad: He is what you call a Cuck Father. Those kids suggest that Darnell, Satvinder, Yin, Jose Lopez Caminero, and Yaya Makatunde have all inseminated his wife.
Sib: Damn son, this is some sick shit.
Zad: He is what you call a Cuck Father. Those kids suggest that Darnell, Satvinder, Yin, Jose Lopez Caminero, and Yaya Makatunde have all inseminated his wife.
Sib: Damn son, this is some sick shit.
by Roy Liotta December 24, 2018
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An aging gigolo who is overly sensitive about his age and drooping ball sack
A useless old goat who's only function in life is cutting keys and delivering newspapers
An elderly ramshackle artist with bouts of premature ejaculation
An aging gigolo who is overly sensitive about his age and drooping ball sack
A useless old goat who's only function in life is cutting keys and delivering newspapers
An elderly ramshackle artist with bouts of premature ejaculation
"Look at that Old Goat hitting on those chicks!!"
"Yep, that's Father Neil"
"That dirty old man just told that stripper to piss on it"
"Must be a Father Neil"
"Yep, that's Father Neil"
"That dirty old man just told that stripper to piss on it"
"Must be a Father Neil"
by DaveRoy January 15, 2009
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