New Fangled

An object, device, any product of mankind, which is deemed futuristic, unnecessary, and occasionally gay. Something is often called new fangled by a cranky old man who is spiteful of this new and awesome technology. Types of art can be considered new fangled as well, particularly music (commonly created by young people.

Brian: Hey Grandpa did you see that tricked out roll of tape Jimmy was rolling down the street!?

Grandpa Jones: Hell yes I did! That new fangled device surely cost his mama a pretty penny! In my day we used spit and semen to stick shit to shit!

Brian: STFU D0OD!!!!!!

by SealingPhan April 18, 2009

farkle-tunnel syndrome

The pain one gets in their wrist from holding the mouse so long while playing the dice game Farkle on Facebook.

After playing Farkle for two hours, I couldn't lift my cup due to Farkle-Tunnel Syndrome.

by Nurse Laura September 12, 2009

Fargoed

When someone gets screwed over.

The store was all out of milk. I got fargoed!

by Red Shirt April 26, 2006

Fagley

In the olden days, "to Fagley" meant "to eat hairy cheese". Over time, this word evolved to mean "hey, you over there with the Faggish tendencies!"

Man 1: Hey, Dorris! Look at that Faggish Fatafagosaurous over there! He's a total FAGLEY!
Man 2: Surely this is homophobic, tom?
Man 1: Get out of my face!
Man 2: Actually, sit on my face and let my wee nostrils do the magic!
Man 1: Yuk! snotty bottys are a no-no

by The Jewish Lincoln July 3, 2006

farcle

when you fart so hard that it makes your balls swing.

I farcled so hard today that my balls hit my stomach.

by fuzzynuts05 February 7, 2008

Farkle

A Farkle is a loyal, loving, best possible friend there can be. Although he is nerdy, everyone should have a Farkle.

I wish I had myself a Farkle

by Piano13 December 30, 2017

Fangle dangle

Fangle dangle: Much like dinlge berrys, fangle dagles are a result of poor hygiene. Fangle dangles are dried up globs of seman caught on the hairs of the Muff region. These normally require a trim to remove or a complete shave.

Hey Cooma i knobbed this filthy slapper last night, she had a whole bunch of fangle dangles all up in that bitch.

by BigWebstar May 21, 2010