fretting elephant

When a dude fucks a fat chick and never calls her back. She sits at home wondering when he will call her. It never happens. Ever.

Dude. I think I got a fretting elephant on my hands. She wont stop calling me.

Yeah dude. She needs to take the hint.

I won't ever call her back.

by The Russians June 21, 2011

Shoot the elephant

1.) to calm down, to "chill out" or relax. can be used as a slang exclamation asking someone to calm down
2.) attacking a large, gray animal called an elephant with a firearm

1.) "Dude, shoot the elephant, okay man? I'm sorry!"

2.) "Shoot the elephant! It's coming right towards us! Look at it's mighty tusks!"

by Maia Sinaiko December 20, 2009

Drunk elephant

Even in your sober state, a naturally clumsy person going to the gym.

If you think reparations are for you you're more high than a drunk elephant

by Sexydimma December 29, 2021

soggy elephant

A fun and loving brother, father, or male role model that expresses compassion and Christian humanist values and appeals to the st Lukes 5 R's.

Max whealy is a soggy elephant

by whealybin April 5, 2023

elephant cock

a huge penis

i have an elephant cock

by pro-nun-seee-a-shun September 8, 2003

elephant memory

Used to describe a person with an extremely good ability to retain information.

Duder 1: "Dude don't you remember? You thought that girl was hot in 9th grade, but she had really hairy arms."

Duder 2: "What? Are you sure?"

Duder 1: "Yea dude, that's why you backed off."

Duder 2: "Shit you're right. Damn your elephant memory."

by westfalia December 21, 2009

elephant toe

Same as Camel Toe except the woman usually weighs over 250.

Man that fat chick sure has got one big Elephant Toe !!!!!

by Know the Toe September 19, 2003