Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
by frabrizio May 20, 2018
by cranking with hank September 29, 2012
The solar eclipse took place on August 21 2017, and it was a huge event. Millions of people looked at the sun change to a different colour. You had to have special glasses to look at it, or else it could cause you permanent eye damage. The internet world created many meme's for the event.
"Did you see Donald Trump Looking at the solar eclipse 2017
without glasses?"
"Yeah, he's bound to go blind now"
News: Don't look at the solar eclipse (2017) without glasses
Me: Looks at sun without at glasses because i'm too broke to pay $40 for a pair
without glasses?"
"Yeah, he's bound to go blind now"
News: Don't look at the solar eclipse (2017) without glasses
Me: Looks at sun without at glasses because i'm too broke to pay $40 for a pair
by Thatinstagirl August 22, 2017
by Bookie from siler NC August 27, 2020
When one poops in such a manor that it lands back on his/hers butt, leaving a relatively large dark-colored spot on that individual's butt- resembling a total eclipse.
"My little sister left her mini trampoline in the toilet and I didn't see it late at night and experienced a Total Eclipse of The Butt."
by ThemGoodOlBoys August 01, 2020
The most bass ass mutha fucking paintball gun on the face of the fuckingplanet. Planet eclipse rules the fucking world of paintball. The reason they pwn so bad is because DYE sucks NUTS, BOBLONG sucks long DICK, SPYDER makes u take it in the face, BRASS EAGLE needs to goto hell, and omfg tippmans lol yea hteres no comp for egos if u don’t shoot one ur going to hell that simple now gobuy one newb
oh my fucking god that planet eclipse ego is going to make me and my sorry ass team take it in the face omfg were screwed lets just shoot eachother off break to end our misery.
by shitpisssfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfucker May 02, 2007
Total eclipse is a low rent production of brat. Starring Mackenzie Ziegler. The actors are just overrated kids acting too old for their age.
Total eclipse is dumb
by Lalallalalalaa July 02, 2018