erectile dysfunction

when peepee dont go up when trying to do the hot sex

bro i have erectile dysfunction come take a look

by sloppymashies July 19, 2020

Dysfunctional

1. When something does not function properly.

2. When something is dangerous, bad, unhealthy, toxic, etc.

Do you know Stephanie and Kevin?
They have such a dysfunctional relationship!

by JonnyDasPony March 21, 2018

Correctile Dysfunction

Similar to Mansplaining.

Noun.

Meaning: describes the symptom or source reason that someone mansplains.

Specifically used as a response towards or about a man who has just mansplained something. This can occur in any type of interaction.

He has correctile dysfunction. He clearly has not realized he is talking to an expert on the topic.

His correctile dysfunction is on display again!

Stop your mansplaining and fix your correctile dysfunction.

by HavingMoreFun September 11, 2025

Electile dysfunction

When someone suffers from confusion about a presidential candidate's qualifications and can't get up to make a decision and vote.

I can see why this 2020 presidential election most people are suffering from "electile dysfunction."

by debash120754 October 31, 2020

eructile dysfunction

The inability to burp or belch.

Tom: I feel like I need to burp and just can't.
Craig: I think you might be suffering from eructile dysfunction.

by BuffDudeTotally February 22, 2024

Electile Dysfunction

Dysfunctional (so-called) 'Representative Democracy' by Election, widespread in most countries.

It'll take the Tauranga more than a year to recover from its Electile Dysfunction of June 2022

by PartisanZ June 20, 2022

brorectile dysfunction

When a pair of bros are offered a threesome but can't get a boner.

John and Alex got brorectile dysfunction when Jenny asked them to come to bed due to a previous threesome.

by Enclave General May 5, 2015