Hanging Dumpling

stubborn fecal matter that remains attatched to its toilet doner... Rests suspended above toilet water until its grip has weakend enough to drop.

Sorry I took so long.. I had a hanging dumpling that just wouldnt quit .... took a few minutes for me to shake that one out!

by Killa Caleb January 13, 2011

Russian Dumpling

The Dutch Oven's older brother; a Russian Dumpling is completed by surprising your bedmate with a nice, fresh, poo-poo under the covers.

Karen: Justin and I broke up.
Samantha: Oh, no, what happened?
Karen: Another Russian Dumpling.
Samantha: Ahh, good for you, girl. Three strikes, he's out.

by Dr. Gary Mustard September 06, 2017

Frozen Dumpling

when a guy takes a dump, freezes it, and fucks a girl with it.
Note: See dumpling kiss

I was so horny after the 16th beer that I decided to frozen dumpling her

by jumboturd December 10, 2013

Dollar Dumplings

A slutty girl you can find anywhere.

Yo lets go get them dollar dumplings

by 8C Crew April 26, 2011

turd dumpling

1.A small piece of poop that you see in the toilet after taking a shit that reminds you of a dumpling.
2.A general insult to anyone.

1.I think I have diaria, i found about 20 turd dumplings in my shit this morning.
2.Timmy is a fucking turd dumpling

by Word Master123 August 24, 2006

Sissy Dumplings

Sissy Dumplings are when you don't wash out the cum out when you've been barebacked, and then you take a jizz-grated shit

Mikochin was bricking Sissy Dumplings

by Fleet monkey February 03, 2020

bum dumpling

1)a piece of small turd dropped on the sidewalk by a homeless bum and left there
2) turd muffin

Guy 1 & Guy 2 walking.

Guy 1: Oh shit, watch out, you almost got shit on your shoes.

Guy2: Damn bum dumpling.

by kshitty October 29, 2008