Doofusising

adj. doofus

DOO/FAH/SIGH/ZING

The physical act of being a doofus.

Example 1:
Boss: "Stop doofusising you doofus and get back to work!"

Example 2:
That dude was totally doofusising when he turned in front of oncoming traffic.

by nicolitta October 24, 2008

Doofass

A term describing a douce and a jackass combined.

Person 1: Why did you slap me in the back of the head, doofass.
Person 2: You're the doofass.

by Peterang November 5, 2012

doffus

*doofus

I'm such a doofus that I can't even spell "doofus" correctly. I spell it "doffus," which doesn't even make sense since it's pronounced "doo fuss." At least if I'd spelled it "doofuss" I'd have had an excuse.

by GoblinLovingJackass September 7, 2016

Dofus

A MMORPG game that 7+ kids can play.

I'll be playing Dofus on my computer.

by Keithmoises December 9, 2008

doofis

A joint of hash / weed

Im just after sparkin up a nice fat doofis, do you want seconds?

by maco1991 July 1, 2009

Doofur

adjective -

cross between a retarded spaz-face and a loser....

"You what? Claire wet her pants again?"

"What a doofur"

by Moo-bot January 16, 2008

Doofusism

The philosophy of the Doofus. The doofus generally believes in the power of dooflessness. Doofusses were either A.) Dropped on their heads as children and haven't been able to get that moronic grin off their faces since, or B.) Become actual Dukes of Doofusism and immediately discover that "you don't want to be a Duke of Doofusism." (It involves an initiation ceremony of stretching, cutting, probing and other rather orifice exposing actions. No you don't want to be a Duke of Doofusism, indeed!) The Doofus believes in the magic of the doofus laugh. Although the classic doofus laugh is sincerely enjoyed by the doofus, it sounds like "high-fidelity peckerwood shit" to anyone with any cool at all.

Doofusism is different than most religions. For example, while Catholicism is the church of perpetual guilt. Doofuscism is the church of eternal chuckling at your own jokes (God knows, no one else will).

by the pro from dover July 29, 2010