Retro Donging

The act of giving your partner sexual pleasure with nothing other than the ol' classic missionary position

Retro Donging

by DrewnIan November 30, 2010

big dong

Someone who you don't want to meet in prison when you have your pants sagging on accident, or in the showers.

Inmate 1: Hey, wheres Jerry?
Inmate 2: He ran into a Big Dong in the locker room.
Inmate 1: Oh, he ain't gonna walk right for a week.

by Zadsda December 19, 2014

dong koozie

1. A vagina, anus, or mouth as used in intercourse.
2. (by extension) One whose orifice(s) are used for such purposes.

"I thought Rupert was mine first, not some multigenerational family dong koozie." -Family Guy Season 19 Episode 2, "The Talented Mr. Stewie"

by zombiewizard45 November 15, 2021

dropping dong

Dropping Dong is when an actor shows his penis in a film. This is usually considered taboo for American Cinema, and ultimately results in the demise of ones career.

Jeremy: "Dropping Dong is totally acceptable now in movies."
Mike: "It's not Jeremy, it ends actors careers."
Jeremy: "What do you mean?"
Mike: After dropping dong in Wild Things, Kevin Bacon was reduced to doing straight to video and B movies.

by CrazySasquatch November 19, 2013

Konky dong

A title given to one person out of a group of male friends that has the largest penis size or body count.

Brad will be crowned konky dong today at my house.

by EkulTheAntelope February 22, 2020

dong chomper

a person who enjoys biting the penis while performing a blowjob

i swear jim is a dong chomper

by Doug W. February 10, 2008

Dong Pounds

A term for bars where people have spiked dog collars, shock collars and leashes on their partners dongs.

Jeffrey: “Dong Pounds in this city are insane. You can even poop and pee on the floor.”
Grant: “Wrigley Field is one of the biggest dong pounds in America!”

by OrangeRichard September 14, 2018