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docking tube

When you shove someone's nose in your ads and fart, your asshole is the docking ring, their nose is the docking tube.
Man yesterday Joe was pissing me off and I gave him docking tube.
by Yet da big gay64 September 21, 2019
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Docking Lights

A game played on the lake when you spot a boat driving with their docking lights on. First made famous on Lake Martin, Alabama.

Point systems differ per household.

Please note: Driving with docking lights on is illegal so docking light spots are rare and attributed to inexperienced boaters and intoxicated individuals. Stay clear of vessels running docking lights as headlights.
Todd and Karen ran their docking lights because they flipped all the switches. Hurry take a pick and get your points.
by Lake Boater May 3, 2021
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Spock Docking

See space docking, wearing a red shirt and "live long and prosper" high fiving
I was docking my boy, watching Star Trek and it just happened...we Spock docking
by ben2020 October 5, 2013
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Faux docking

Verb. It's when two chicks with abnormally long clitorises insert them into each other's clits until they blow their full load into each other's uteri.
Damn them bitches be faux docking! Noice. docking
by Jcena! June 1, 2016
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emo docking

When the head of a circumcised penis is covered by the foreskin of a uncircumcised penis
"hey , Jim Steve, can you two stop emo docking and help with the dishes"
by Wesbal22 June 8, 2016
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Dry Docking a Steamer

Taking a shit in a sink, bathtub, or toilet that has no water in it.
Dale: "I'm a go take shit brb"
Rick: "Jeff is in there right now"
Dale: "I don't care i'll dry dock a steamer in the sink if I have to"

Jeff: "Where's Dale?"
Rick: "He's dry docking a steamer in your tub"
by PoopMongrual December 21, 2016
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soft docking

When two guys, gay or straight, slap their flaccid penises together.
Dale: “Dude, we should soft dock right now.”

Pete: “Totally. Soft docking and cryptocurrency are my two favorite things!”
by Fun Dilly Dilly January 2, 2018
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