When a woman, usually desperate for a baby, takes a used condom out of a trash can and uses its contents to inseminate herself. (read: When one man's trash becomes a woman's treasure.)
1. My man caught me poking a hole in the condom the other night and is withholding sex from me for a while. Once I gain his trust back, I'm giving cumster diving a shot.
2. -Whoa, you have a baby? When did that happen?
- About 9 months after a night of cumster diving.
2. -Whoa, you have a baby? When did that happen?
- About 9 months after a night of cumster diving.
by levatuldo December 7, 2009
Get the cumster diving mug.LeBryan: Damn that girl had such a fat ass. I got all up in that last night.
Markel: Did you get your dick wet?
LeBryan: Nah man, I just went dumpster diving.
Markel: The fuck is that?
LeBryan: You know man. I put my tongue in that ass.
Phil: Ew.
Markel: Did you get your dick wet?
LeBryan: Nah man, I just went dumpster diving.
Markel: The fuck is that?
LeBryan: You know man. I put my tongue in that ass.
Phil: Ew.
by TravisFord May 9, 2014
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Actively searching through trash in commercial or residential dumpsters to find discarded but usable items; Proves fruitful at grocery stores and bakeries, where good food is often neatly thrown away when it merely approaches the sell-by date.
We figured it was dumb to spend money on bread when the local bakery throws out fresh loaves every evening, so we went dumpster diving after they closed and came out with a weeksworth of bread for free!
by Sooper! June 9, 2002
Get the dumpster diving mug.Looking for cigarette butts anywhere (not limited to ashtrays) so the rest of it can be smoked, or the tobacco collected to roll your own. Similar to butt diving.
Paul ran out of cigarettes when he was in the hospital. Every day he went ashtray diving to keep going.
by yes juanito yes May 26, 2015
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Get the trumpster diving mug.Must take place on a beach or surface where sand is present. The female is being fornicated doggy style when the male reaches up and pulls out her arms resulting in a face first impact on the sandy surface.
by PelicanMaster January 13, 2008
Get the diving pelican mug.The word often used to refer to the monstrously huge metal bumpers found on the BMW E30 3-series from 84-87. The e30s of the year 1988 also came with d-boards however they were slightly shorter and the plastic bumpers from the 89+ e30s fit without any modification.
If you have an older e30 the plastic bumper swap is not so easy and requires some alteration to fit but nonetheless can look stunning.
D-boards can also be tucked and/or painted. The tucking method involves the owner drilling the bumper shocks and compressing them to make the bumper shorter. Painting the d-boards is also a nice touch and prevents them from making small children cry during the daytime.
If you have an older e30 the plastic bumper swap is not so easy and requires some alteration to fit but nonetheless can look stunning.
D-boards can also be tucked and/or painted. The tucking method involves the owner drilling the bumper shocks and compressing them to make the bumper shorter. Painting the d-boards is also a nice touch and prevents them from making small children cry during the daytime.
"There is a family having dinner on your diving boards."
"Put your sun-glasses on, honey. There's a mean set of boards up the road."
"Put your sun-glasses on, honey. There's a mean set of boards up the road."
by amaank January 21, 2006
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