dildo

A sex toy used to pleasure women and sometimes gay men .

"Hey, what's a dildo?"
"A dildo is ...."

"?"
"Stick it up your ass

by mgklover March 12, 2015

dildo

A cylinder/ penis like tube made out of rubber or sylicon used to smack children with when they missbehave or piss you off.

Can often be purple or black with spikes.

Can also be used to masturbate

Bobby; mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom
Mom; bobby shut up or im going to beat you up with my dildo
Bobby; MOM
Mom * smacks with dildo*

Mom; now shut up dont make me take the black one with spikes out!

by crazytaco March 3, 2011

dildo

n. something you stick in your pussy.

Some of my female slut friends own many dildos.

by johnw April 16, 2006

dildo

a fake man for hypocritical girls.

"I don't need a man! BZZZZ."

Why do most girls usually buy dark colored oversized dildos, ERRRRR nevermind...

by anonymous April 15, 2005

dildo

something that is very fun to watch a girl use

my girlfriend wishes there was a dildo as big as my cock

by hello! September 6, 2003

dildo

something that all girls use these days because of society, and because that all girls are whores and sluts and at some point decided a penis wasn't sufficient enough for their pussy. dildos are bigger and will continue to get bigger because, that's what happpens to girls vaginas because they are sluts. eventually there will be dildo's that are longer than a football field and wider than a coffee can.

dumb bitch 1: I married this guy cuz he's rich, but he's asian, so his penis is tiny.
dumb bitch 2: you married a rich asain too? it's ok, do what I did and bought 1,215,436 dido's to pleasure myself.
dumb bitch 1: ok sounds good
dumb bitch 2: I use them all at the same time!

by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005

dildo

a slang term for fake wanker

some peeps have to use a dildo

by shmike June 23, 2003