Armchair Detective

An idiot who reads a news story somewhere online such as Yahoo or Facebook and is quick to make a comment about the case coming up with a conclusion without any evidence of their own and/or disregarding the facts reported.

Shut the fuck up you dumb ass armchair detective. Learn how to read and let the facts come out before you open your stupid mouth.

by Reckless Mindset April 22, 2018

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Friday Detention

A pathetic way in principals thinking their punishing you, but really your just sitting at a desk for two hours reading, sleeping, going on the computer, or otherwise wasting part of your life while further putting off going back to your crappy home life, and that grounding you got for whatever reason your in friday detention in the first place. Oh boy, what a horrible thing.

Principal: I heard you cheated on a test.
Student: yupp.
Principal: You have friday detention. (haha, i hope they start to cry, for my horrible punishment that will shurley ruin their lives and make them never do bad again)
Student: whatever.
student walks away
Student: hurray, i get to put off going home for two hours. dumbass.

by infridaydetentionrightnowhaha April 30, 2010

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