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Christmas Destroyer

This is someone who waits for the last possible moment in the Christmas day to ruin your feelings of warmth and yuletide cheer. This person usually overreacts to a really small and insignificant issue. They choose to go straight to firey anger and punish instead of waiting, cooling off, and then talking about their feelings with you.
(Son watching DVD he got for Christmas) 11:00 PM Christmas day
Dad(yells): Hey turn that down you're bothering me.
Son ignores because he's never watched this before and it will be over soon but he doesn't wanna miss anything.
Dad(yelling still): Hey did you hear me?! Turn that down or I'll turn it off!
Son(Yelling furiously) DUDE WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!?! I've never seen this! F*** OFF!!!
DAD takes away keys and phone :(
Son pissed and will exact his revenge
Son: You're an effin' Christmas Destroyer!
by Cody Biggums December 25, 2008
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delaware destroyer

a drink used to finish off a night of drinking, composed of apple sauce and rubbing alcohol, known to cause terrible nightmares
Man, that delaware destroyer you mixed me up made me dream hitler rounded my family up in a cage
by pinky April 7, 2005
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Manhood Destroyer

The name of an ex-lover after she ridicules your genitals in public. Or a person who has a reputation of doing so.

Mary is a manhood destroyer, why would you sleep with her
Mary is a manhood destroyer, why would you sleep with her
by Dominus Noctis February 9, 2015
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National Pussy Destroyer Day

July 5 Is national pussy destroyer day. For all us swag homosexuals. Heterosexual people cannot be pussy destroyers. >:)
Hey jim

Oh hi my gay friend isn’t today national pussy destroyer day
Yes it is :D I a gay female already celebrated with my girlfriends ;)
by swaghomosexual July 3, 2021
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Super-Kong-Dong-Master-Destroyer-Size

Super-Kong-Dong-Master-Destroyer-Size(adj.) To describe something that is overly large, bigger than the biggest, overly huge or supersized. A word describing an object (can be anything really) that is extremely large in length, width, height, or of abnormal largeness.
Person 1: "WOW!!! check it out! look at her boobs! they are super-kong-dong-master-destroyer-size!!! Man.....I've never seen some so huge!"

Person 2: "Holy Christmas! it's SUPER-KONG-DONG-MASTER-DESTROYER-SIZED!"

"Ya' know I thought I had seen them all.. till yesterday when I saw his super-kong-dong-master-destroyer-sized...cock! It's the biggest ever!"

You know your BIG when she says that your Super-Kong-Don-Master-Destroyer-Size!"
by KitKat73 March 14, 2010
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A vaginal infection that prevents two people from taking part in the only fulfilling area of their relationship. Thus, destroying the relationship
Sounds like a bacterial relationship destroyer to me.
by Ramsus90 December 14, 2010
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Ali the Destroyer

Ali is a dog. Ali has two settings: cuddle, rape, and murder. Wait, thats 3 settings.

Ali once rode a horse into battle
by alithedestroyer February 6, 2012
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