Derricked

Being falsely accused of sexual harassment by a couple with the intention of one member being promoted to the soon to be open position in the workplace

Dude, I got Derricked by whiny ass Eric and his cheating wife.

by MeatPi February 20, 2020

Derricking

When you explain your own joke even after people laugh or when no one laughs.

Thanks for derricking the joke, however we all laughed at it . You got to understand, derricking your jokes make them less funny.

by BigBrando November 25, 2020

Derrick

There is no way to put in words how to describe a Derrick. In one sense, a Derrick is a mammal species known to mankind as "shit". In another sense, a Derrick could be an annoyance, such as a microwave heating your food too long. One other sense of a Derrick could be a stupid-dumb-shit-god-damn-motha-fucka-piece-a-pussy-shit.

Hey! Look at that Derrick over there! Oh. Bro, imma puke, his face looks like a mutated E.T.! *Belch*

by ChrisTheEditor November 28, 2020

Derrick

There is no way to put in words how to describe a Derrick. In one sense, a Derrick is a mammal species known to mankind as "shit". In another sense, a Derrick could be an annoyance, such as a microwave heating your food too long. One other sense of a Derrick could be a stupid-dumb-shit-god-damn-motha-fucka-piece-a-pussy-shit (In the smallest words possible).

Hey! Look at that Derrick over there! Oh. Bro, imma puke, his face looks like a mutated E.T.! *Belch*

by ChrisTheEditor November 28, 2020

Derricked

to engage in anal sex.

that bitch got Derricked last night

by Johnny Bronco April 28, 2020

Derrick

The name of the guy that spends all of his time writing articles about his name in Urban Dictionary

Guy 1: Do you know who this Derrick is?

Guy 2: No, I just keep seeing articles about him saying that he's literally perfect

by BrUwU moment May 3, 2020

Derrick

The epitome of a bully. Usually a December Sagittarius, he is blunt and loves to fuck with everybody just to gauge their reaction. Despite his abrasive nature he deeply cares for his family and friends and will give the shirt off his back. His intellectual antithesis is usually as Gemini male whose name begins with J

Derrick stop, nigga you play too much!

by JKrump October 27, 2017