Derek Dumper

Derek dumper is a man who hates vegans, and pulled off one of the best hoax in history by creating a fake vegan festival.

Good afternoon Derek Dumper where is the festival? “Romsey town hall” ok see you soon

Derek Dumper we are here! “Theirs a bench outside wait there will be 5 mins I’m just going to the burger van does anyone want a beef burger”

by Mr Dumper October 28, 2020

Doing a Derek

Screaming in people's faces with out a mask on about how you are going to assault them. Blatantly sending a death threat via public Facebook thread, or screaming cock in a group chat

my man just said cock in the group chat, he really is doing a Derek

by s7trdyfiuogihj April 21, 2021

Derek Smeath

Debt Collector.

Derek Smeath went to pick up Rebecca's money that she owed from shopping.

by Jalenistheshit June 27, 2009

Derek

The sweetest, kindest, cutest, and most thoughtful boy you will ever meet. He is a keeper. Dereks are usually really good at wrestling. They also are really short when they are kids but hit their growth spurt and are 6'7" overnight. If you find a Derek ask him out because it's the best decision you will ever make.

Rylee: He is so sweet and cute af. What's his name?
Alex: Derek.
Rylee: I knew it!

by BBallVBallSBall June 22, 2016

Derek

Derek we sometimes call him DJ.Derek wear beanies and rick and morty shirts.he likes ramen and regular show be like derek

Derek is so sexy and cool i wanna be like him

by MountainDewDrinker69 January 12, 2023

Derek

Without a doubt, the coolest kid around.

Derek is awesome. 'Nuff said.

by Lawlbags November 15, 2009

Derek

amazingly awesome at everything. Derek is a symbol or being who simply is the best one can possibly be. he once said "so i ask dem, you want ice cream cone? bof of dem say yes! how in de hell?"

He is so good at life that he looks like Derek.

by Sam Schulte December 12, 2008