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shock dock

A very sensual sexual act in which a man employs a latex glove to receive the contents of an explosive liquid bowel movement. The latex glove must then be formed to the traditional "shocker" hand shape which is by definition one (the thumb) for the clit, two (index and middle finger) in the pink, and one (the pinky) for the stink. The aforementioned glove must then be placed in the freezer for a minimum of twenty four hours so the fecal matter has the time to solidify in the latex glove. At this point the latex glove can be removed and said bowel movement has metamorphosed into a tool of ultimate sexual pleasure
I cant wait to pull this shock dock out of the fridge and really make that cunt squirt
by senior shock dock February 20, 2011
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Bread on Deck

referring to gas money. Gas money.
example 1: aye make sure ya'll boys got the bread on deck.

example 2: hey man, where was that bread on deck that you owe me?

shit cuz, ill hit you back on the 1st.
by Getajob5389 January 4, 2009
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Deckerville

A small farming community in the Thumb of Michigan. Filled with loving, intelligent people. It is unique in that it is barely touched by time. Although many of the younger generations are forced to leave Deckerville to find gainful employment, they always consider it home. Deckerville made us who we are and we will always return. It is the type of place where everyone knows not only who you are, but who your parents and grandparents are. The people there are uninterested in growth. They have no desire to spread their borders. They only wish to live in peace on the land they were born to and will die on. In a world filled with violence, and stress, metal, concrete and noise and confusion...it is a safe place. Everyone should be so lucky to have a Deckerville to return home to.
When the Zombie apocalypse comes the jerk who wrote the first definition will wish he lived in Deckerville.
by Natresse April 26, 2013
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Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic

This is a situation when someone tries to futilly reform the way things are done in a failing system.
The consolidation of domestic agency intelligence under the banner of "Homeland Security" is nothing more than Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic.
by R. Kemp December 13, 2004
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Upper Decking

Deficating in the tank of someone's toilet, rather than the bowl. Often employed in malicious context.
Suzy could not figure out why her toiled would flush only brown water. Little did she know that Johnny had upper decked that bitch the previous night.
by Korthos July 27, 2004
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deck the halls

To imbibe copious alcoholic beverages as a way of dealing with Christmastime stresses.
"I'm so exhausted by Christmas shopping with my whiny kids, I just want to deck the halls with some eggnog and brandy the rest of the day."
by giraffe-o December 2, 2009
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Deck

New Zealanders pronounce this the way we pronounce dick. You can use this word when referring to a dick around innocent kids who have "young ears"
Be careful when messing around with that guys dangerous deck.
by Notyouraveragebear009 May 11, 2020
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