Dell

A computer brand advertised by a stoner that, when purchased, the owner somehow thinks he/she has bragging rights because their PC is "so fast" and "rips around XP like I rip around your mom", when in fact they own a shitty beige-box with no style or speed.

Even though my freind spent $6,000 on a VoodooPC with a custom paint job and a Coolermaster case, my Dell still screams and plays Counter-Strike with 2xAA and 2x Anisotropic Filtering.

by ArcticFox November 12, 2003

go to dell

An insult far worse then the tame, G-rated slam "Go to Hell".

When your pissed at someone, tell them to Go to DELL.

An example of telling someone to Go to Dell:

Ron: "Hey did you know I fucked your girlfriend up the ass yesterday in your car?"
Don: "Pfffffft, I don't care."
Ron: "But did you know that I got my Cumstains on the backseat of your BMW?"
Don: "FUCK YOU NIGGER, GO TO DELL!!!!!"
Ron: "No, you go to DELL!!!!!!!!!"

by Da Wizard of OZ November 10, 2009

working deals

The thought, attempt, and effort put into intiating a hookup. One can "work deals" on another or have their "deal worked".

Source: KM, New Trier Class of 2006

" Yeah I worked his deal so hard, he came home with me last night"

"I suck at working deals, and thats why i go home alone every night"

"I want my deal worked by HER!"

by trevs4lyfe April 11, 2007

Dell

A computer sold mostly off the internet, via newspaper ads and TV ads. It comes pre loaded with all kinds of crap software that is useless. After all that is uninstalled it becomes a pretty decent computer for the cheap price. A fresh XP install is recommended.

Dude, you're getting a Dell! Hold on lemmie grab some weed.

by 1069 August 27, 2005

Dell

In Virginia it means....
Shut up or shut the fuck up.

"Haha look at your face"
"Dell bitch"

by Thiss girlll December 16, 2008

dell

1. Adj. Describes something of very low quality that fails frequently.

2. Adj. Describes someone or something that is very unreliable.

1. "That old beater car you bought is dellerific."

2. "Late again, your such a dell!"

by Spingy May 30, 2006

Duff Delish

Duff Delish refers to "a good buzz" or a "really good time". Specifically refers to a drinking/going out/drug buzz. "Duff" refers to being under the influence of substances and "delish" means a nice taste. Has become rather popular around Dublin, Ireland recently.

Chris: What was last night like?
Ronan: I was on such a duff delish, best night of my life.

by bigduffer February 24, 2010