decoration delirium

A state by which a person has decorations of several holidays up at the same time.

Wife: "Did you see Bob put up his Christmas lights?"
Husband: "Yes I noticed that he also still has the Halloween Flag flying, poor guy- he must suffer from "decoration delirium!"

by what the .... November 25, 2011

Decorating my Christmas Tree

A cheap excuse to use during the holiday season for not hanging out with friends.

Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!

by Santadude69 December 10, 2013

Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 March 21, 2016

decoraping

When one overly-decorates ones house, particularly with holidays and festivities.

Guy one: I hate that I'm always broke on Christmas.

Guy two: You're electricity is high af you keep decoraping your house every year.

by Penis pusher September 13, 2017

Decorated my situation

When someone has gotten laid

We went back to my place, and she totally decorated my situation!

by Jenasis September 22, 2017

decorapetion

A piece of home decor or design style that is in conflict with others in the living cohort or within the boundaries of winnable fights you are not willing to have. Variant of decoration, typically reserved for gaudy, fragile ornaments.

This purchase was definitely against her will....call it a decorapetion.

by drseuesses November 22, 2017

Deborah Duffbutty

Origin - Deborah known for her poor lack of sandwhich making skills

I'm not eating there the sandwiches are pure Deborah duffbutty

by Loztivo August 11, 2018