V.I.P

A very ignored person or personage. (VIP or V.I.P.) is a person who is accorded to no special privileges due to their lack of social status, none influential or of great importance .

These type of people in most cases peck the heads of innocent people to the point they need to be silenced

Phone starts ringing

Looks to see who's trying to contact you

'V.I.P calling...."

(Rolls eyes in disgust)

Press button to terminate called ...Diverted straight to voicemail

"Please DO NOT leave a message after the beep"

by Loztivo January 14, 2021

Oon

An Oon is a Goon but not a fully functioning one

You my friend put the Oon in goon.

Deputy Oon was the first retard to ever land on the moon

by Loztivo January 11, 2020

Confuxed

A particularly fucked up sense of confusion

I cant think of an example right now, my brain feels confuxed.com

by Loztivo January 14, 2021

Helmen

Helmen is derived from the word Helen. Helmen the great

The battle of Helmen will go down in history .

Lord Helmen the Great

by Loztivo August 11, 2018

Bumcorn

A person who talks utter tripe

Yo dude she's chatting absolute bumcorn

by Loztivo August 11, 2018

Spinning gurnkick

A very noticeable swing of one's jaw whilst high on illegal/legal substances

Have you got a licence for that spinning gurnkick

Yo brother you just nearly poked my eye out with your spinning gurnkick

by Loztivo August 11, 2018

Weirdo Beardo

A very peculiar person of the bad variety who doesn't even have facial hair

That guy is an absolute weirdo beardo what a freak

by Loztivo January 11, 2020