Definitions by Loztivo

V.I.P 

A very ignored person or personage. (VIP or V.I.P.) is a person who is accorded to no special privileges due to their lack of social status, none influential or of great importance .

These type of people in most cases peck the heads of innocent people to the point they need to be silenced

Phone starts ringing

Looks to see who's trying to contact you

'V.I.P calling...."

(Rolls eyes in disgust)

Press button to terminate called ...Diverted straight to voicemail

"Please DO NOT leave a message after the beep"

V.I.P by Loztivo January 14, 2021

Confuxed 

A particularly fucked up sense of confusion

I cant think of an example right now, my brain feels confuxed.com

Confuxed by Loztivo January 14, 2021

Helm 

Helm is an abbreviation of the word Helmen which is derived from the Noun 'Helen'

Helm is a versatile word and can be used in any sentence, situation or context in fact.

Helm is the opposite to Quilm

Long live our gracious Helm.

The Great Battle of Helmen

I need somebody
(Helm!) not just anybody
(Helm!) you know I need someone
Helm!

There's no place like Helm

Helm by Loztivo January 14, 2021

Weirdo Beardo 

A very peculiar person of the bad variety who doesn't even have facial hair

That guy is an absolute weirdo beardo what a freak

Weirdo Beardo by Loztivo January 10, 2020

Oon 

An Oon is a Goon but not a fully functioning one

You my friend put the Oon in goon.

Deputy Oon was the first retard to ever land on the moon

Oon by Loztivo January 10, 2020

Head fudge 

When your brain turns into mush and you cant think

I'm having a major head fudge right now

Head fudge by Loztivo August 21, 2018

Helmen 

Helmen is derived from the word Helen. Helmen the great

The battle of Helmen will go down in history .

Lord Helmen the Great

Helmen by Loztivo August 11, 2018