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Definitions by Loztivo

A very ignored person or personage. (VIP or V.I.P.) is a person who is accorded to no special privileges due to their lack of social status, none influential or of great importance .

These type of people in most cases peck the heads of innocent people to the point they need to be silenced
Phone starts ringing

Looks to see who's trying to contact you

'V.I.P calling...."

(Rolls eyes in disgust)

Press button to terminate called ...Diverted straight to voicemail

"Please DO NOT leave a message after the beep"
V.I.P by Loztivo January 14, 2021

Confuxed 

A particularly fucked up sense of confusion
I cant think of an example right now, my brain feels confuxed.com
Confuxed by Loztivo January 14, 2021
Helm is an abbreviation of the word Helmen which is derived from the Noun 'Helen'

Helm is a versatile word and can be used in any sentence, situation or context in fact.

Helm is the opposite to Quilm
Long live our gracious Helm.

The Great Battle of Helmen

I need somebody
(Helm!) not just anybody
(Helm!) you know I need someone
Helm!

There's no place like Helm
Helm by Loztivo January 14, 2021

Weirdo Beardo 

A very peculiar person of the bad variety who doesn't even have facial hair
That guy is an absolute weirdo beardo what a freak
Weirdo Beardo by Loztivo January 10, 2020
An Oon is a Goon but not a fully functioning one
You my friend put the Oon in goon.

Deputy Oon was the first retard to ever land on the moon
Oon by Loztivo January 10, 2020

Head fudge 

When your brain turns into mush and you cant think
I'm having a major head fudge right now
Head fudge by Loztivo August 21, 2018
Helmen is derived from the word Helen. Helmen the great
The battle of Helmen will go down in history .

Lord Helmen the Great
Helmen by Loztivo August 11, 2018