Dead

Something I wish I was

how dead can I be

by Geniye November 7, 2016

*DEAD*

A post on twitter that is so funny you laughed so hard and died.

@XYZ: I just mistakenly smoked dried horse sh*t, i thought it was weed :(
@123: *DEAD*

by Maestrodamuz June 9, 2011

dead

Being in a state of having no life or ceasing to exist.
A typical pop star's career within four years, doubled if said pop star signs a Faustian deal with MTV or the RIAA.

By 2008, the careers of 50 Cent, Ashanti, Eminem, and Britney Spears will be dead.

by AYB June 19, 2003

dead

1. sleep
2. lazy
3. having little or no money

1. I called Joe this morning after we went out last night, he didn't answer.... he prolly dead.

2. I was going to the gym, but I was dead boy!!!

3.
Greg: You coming out with us tonight son?

Vic: Man I'm dead like fred!

by dtrizzle October 7, 2008

dead

Describing (usually) a joke or something else that is meant to be funny, that is no longer entertaining, is no longer popular or is otherwise bad. Can be used to describe the joke or as a one word response to a joke

Person A tells a poor joke
Person B: Man, that joke is so dead
Person C: Dead

by mario64325 October 8, 2014

dead....dead as a cacaroach

dead..dead as a cacaroach is a phrase used my this boy named Daniel. usually used at the end of a sentence OR A FACTTT.

are y’all really best friends if you and your best friend don’t act weird around each other like it’s nothing HMHM okeyy silly goose me and my best friend be like “mmm hey GRRARW” and act like it’s totally normal I think we’re just unstabled got me dead....dead as a cacaroach

by mmm heyy November 25, 2020

dead

no fun

dude, this girl won,t come out of their house... maybe she's dead!

by curved shit August 15, 2003