Decapastration

The removal of one's head and testes at the same time.

Decapastration shall be used against all rapists and pedophiles found guilty in a court of law.

by conanfan1412 August 29, 2023

decaffeitated

When you are overly demanding of the Baristas at Starbucks, you get decaffeitated. Your fancy little douchebag drink will be secretly made without caffeine, and you won't even realize it until it's too late and your arrogant whiny ass is long gone.

Starbucks Customer: I ordered a venti Americano with soy milk, two pumps of hazelnut and caramel in and on and this one has caramel in but not on and it's just nowhere near as good as the ones they make at the other Starbucks where they actually make it right the first time and I don't have to go back and explain.
Starbucks Barista: (smiling) No problem! Let me remake that for you right away! (That's it! You're DECAFFEITATED!)

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by SMC1028 December 3, 2010

Decantaminate

A verb meaning to clear one's work space of aluminum soda and/or beer cans.

Friend: Jesus Christ, dude, you really need to decantaminate in here, you have empty cans stacked to the ceiling.

by TheRealNicotine October 3, 2011

Decaffinicotarded

Decaffinicotarded is the state of a waking adult with a system devoid of both caffeine and nicotine early in the morning.

4 am

James "Where are the car keys?"

Sandra "Aren't they on the boat?"

James "What boat? We don't have a boat?"

Sandra "What are you talking about? You know not to ask me questions when I am decaffinicotarded!"

by BelleMorte67 February 8, 2013

Debaptize

To undo one's baptism to rid themselves of their former faith.

Jim "Dude I just got debaptized. I was officially dried off with the Blow-dryer of Reason"

Priest "It seems all that I get now a days are debaptisms"

by Sterling Archer of ISIS August 27, 2013

Decamp

made by Russian (russ smg)
This means when a person suddenly changes their mind when there on their way to somewhere,
Because there might be scared.

"If Russian moist why anytime I buck perks they decamp by choice'.

by Lilrussian123 March 18, 2017

Decambe

A person who is especially foolish or has performed a foolish act. Often abbreviated by cambe.

Sam was a real decambe when he spoke on topics he was not familiar with.

by SBCprovidence September 4, 2017