dumpsta 

A really, nice fat ass

Girl, you got a dumpsta.

dumpsta by KT69 January 11, 2009

Perfect Dump

When you sit down on the toilet expecting the worst when what really happens is a smooth and fartless masterpiece which dives into the water like an olympic swimmer on the high dive. you go to wipe to discover that you dont have to.

very rare occurance.

Jack: Man, i just had a Perfect Dump
Jill: WOW! how did it feel?

Jack: it was a masterpiece, i didnt even have to WIPE!!!

Perfect Dump by lespaul166 July 11, 2011

Slim Dumas 

This term originally died out with the extinction of the Western Maryland Pygmy sometime around the 5th century BC; however, recent sightings in the mountain country of Frederick County, Maryland have necessitated its resurgence.

1. A penis so small that it periodically turns inside out.

2. A penis so puny that it's sometimes bruised by the testicles.

3. A penis so miniscule that it can best be seen through the corresponding gaping dumas.

This slim dumas is so uncomfortable; maybe if I probe and penetrate my anus enough I can pop my manhood right side out.

Slim Dumas by Ham Glaze Washington November 26, 2010

Dumpster Sisters 

An endearing term given to a pair of females who have been around the block a few times, more like they are running the Daytona 500, but I digress, When the two ladies involved have both been pleasured by the same male, and subsequently have both had semen deposited (dumped) in their vaginal cavity (dumpster). In short Dumpster Sisters is the female equivalent to eskimo brothers.

BRIANN: Bitch I just got dumped in by this wing nut Cammy D.

CORINNE: Oh that punk, yup I hit that last week, weak form.

BRIANN: OH MY GOD, WE'RE DUMPSTER SISTERS!!!!!!!

CORRINE: Eh Had better

Dumpster Sisters by CAMDIEZEL July 28, 2012

cum dumpster diving

Oral on a woman who has recently had sexual intercourse with one or more casual partners. Effectively, "sloppy seconds" meets "muff diving" with a side order of creampie.

I married a hot but aging pornstar; my former best buddy married a Sunday school teacher. He'd accuse me of "cum dumpster diving", an ugly pejorative based on "dumpster diving" (retrieval of discarded items from trash for environmental re-use) and "cum dumpster" (a double-standard describing a woman with the sexual morals of a man). It's as if he thought our entire relationship was nothing but an orgy of multiple partners, fucklicking and creampie eating... every night. One day, when he was hitting the bottle and his wife was away, he sheepishly admitted he said what he had as he hadn't had sex in months and regretted many of his own life choices. I love my hotwife.

cum dumpster diving by bitchuck September 6, 2021

Dump the Glock 

To fire a handgun or more specifically a Glock, often with the intention of harming another person by firing all of the ammunition in the magazine until no more ammunition is remaining, thus "Dumping the Glock".

Pooh Shiesty: "Dump the Glock show me it work or somthin"

Dump the Glock by OGLAVACAKES January 25, 2023

hum dampster 

The act of performing fellatio or cunnilingus while humming during a shower or in a rainstorm.

OneLisa and her Fake Boyfriend Hum Dampstered in the hotel room before going to a $2000 pre fixe dinner with wine pairings.

hum dampster by OneTC October 8, 2019