bomb dud

antonym of bomb dig. used to express complete boredom, disappointment, embarassment, or sadness.

i just faceplanted in front of a third grade field trip, got pickpocketed by said third graders, and look like i shit my pants....bomb dud.

by ummmcarolyn May 29, 2008

Fud Dud

1) An unsatisfying or non-existent sexual encounter with a woman.
2) A woman who is functionally retarded in terms of sexual skills or performance.
3) The lack of available or attractive women with whom to hook-up.

"Being with her is like having sex with a Barbie Doll in a coma. Chick's a total fud dud."

Doug: How was the bar last night?
Keith: Fud dud, man. The place was a complete sausage-fest.

by Baroness Buttercup December 12, 2010

poo dud

An extra butthole that does not work. Some people have these and its a shame.

Can also be used to belittle a person.

you mean he has an asshole that doesn't work? Like a poo dud?

You little poo dud.. you ate my last Oreo.

by iCutter September 20, 2009

Fuddy Dud

One who won't watch a TV show with her husband cause she is too tired and wants to go to bed instead!

Diane is a Fuddy Dud because she won't watch a television show with her husband.....she would rather go to bed.

by Sci_Borg September 30, 2003

Milk Dud

The part just inside the anus

I was tossin her salad, and I went for the milk dud!

by Jerry July 13, 2003

Milk Dud

When a female pores milk in her rear through a beer funnel and farts in her partner's face releasing a mixture of chocolate and shit. Therefore arousing both people and then making them hungry.

I gave Johnny a wicked Milk Dud last night

by nikki_killjoy October 4, 2010

spud dud

when a guy is seconds away from ejaculation and is interupted (relative walks in, girl starts crying) and ejaculation is delayed and in a fevered attempt he resumes the process that brought him to ejaculation and its very poor ejaculation.

dude, i was fucking carrie, then her sister walked in, and she starred at me and left, so i kept jerking off but it was a spud dud.. so i went and raped carrie's sister.

by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003