2 definitions by ummmcarolyn

lady fart

a significant fart emitted by a person of the female persuasion. used to claim/excuse a fart. can be used by a person to forewarn surrounding individuals of an oncoming smell. said in a high pitched, lady-like voice that is drawn out.

girl: -loud fart-...."lady fart..."

by ummmcarolyn May 29, 2008

bomb dud

antonym of bomb dig. used to express complete boredom, disappointment, embarassment, or sadness.

i just faceplanted in front of a third grade field trip, got pickpocketed by said third graders, and look like i shit my pants....bomb dud.

by ummmcarolyn May 29, 2008