DILF

DILF - Dad I'd Like To Fuck

person 1: oh hey, did you watch depeche mode's barrel of a gun music video like i told you to?
person 2: yeah! oh my god dave gahan is such a dilf in it.
person 1: EXACTLY!!!!!

by hotfordm November 9, 2021

dilf

DILF .. Dog I'd like to fuck

"j esus honey, your dalmation is a pentaped! "

by Andy August 20, 2004

dilf

Daughter I'd like to fuck

Jenna is such a dilf.

by George W. Bush January 30, 2005

dilf

n. A very attractive daughter of a milf, only when seen working together at town municipals, nightclubs, charity events and supermarkets.

Did you see that gorgeous daugher and her mom at the muni? She's totally a dilf!

by Nukuler November 2, 2007

dilf

Daughter I'd Like To Fuck

I like to check out the MILFs and their DILFs when I go to the mall.

by jm1960 February 6, 2008

Dwilf

A person of small stature (e.g. a dwarf) that is suitable for a sexual encounter; a "Dwarf I'd like to Fuck"

"That dwilf behind the counter at the grocery store short-changed me. I oughta step on her."

by Max Power April 6, 2005

dilf

Daughter I'd Like to Fuck

My next door neighbor is a DILF

by rock the casbah September 5, 2004