A big, huge, ugly thing that keeps friends, Bestfriends, lovers and others away from each other. distance usually causes random phrases like "i miss you!" or "my day is always worse with out you like today! =("
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A trope used in drawn and written pornography when the penetrating item is big enough to make a visible lump in the uterus area of the character.
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Sometimes I wonder how distention in porn works.
Sometimes I wonder how distention in porn works.
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if we take a look at ryan's ego on this graph shown in x=1 you can see it reaches infinity in the y-axis
-Professor Aaron Zou
There is also another view on this effect
if we take a look at ryan's ego on this graph shown in x=1 you can see it reaches infinity in the y-axis
-Professor Aaron Zou
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Either you move on, or wait until you can see each other on a regular basis to go beyond friendship, or confess and renew all agony no matter what their answer. If they like you back, the distance will kill, and if they don't, then you just screwed up a decent friendship, sucker! It's a salope of a situation.
Either you move on, or wait until you can see each other on a regular basis to go beyond friendship, or confess and renew all agony no matter what their answer. If they like you back, the distance will kill, and if they don't, then you just screwed up a decent friendship, sucker! It's a salope of a situation.
doctor: And what are her symptoms?
concerned individual: General moodiness, addiction to her phone/computer, inability to keep from mentioning a certain person on a regular basis...
doctor: Has this lasted over a month?
concerned individual: Well over.
doctor: We have here a severe case of long distance crush. Behead her and end her misery.
concerned individual: General moodiness, addiction to her phone/computer, inability to keep from mentioning a certain person on a regular basis...
doctor: Has this lasted over a month?
concerned individual: Well over.
doctor: We have here a severe case of long distance crush. Behead her and end her misery.
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by retro January 22, 2004
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John went to Sally's house with high hopes of getting some pussy. while he was there his phone rang and it was another girl, Christina, who was mad because John was at Sally's. Sally hears what happened and now believes that John has a relationship with Christina so now both girls refuse to do anything with John tonight as a result of a Long Distance Cock Block
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