Dickslexick

The inability to read/view pornographic material due to complete and utter loss of concentration. Usually occurring within the first hour of a drug induced frenetic masturbating frenzy. A common condition resulting directly from ingesting copious amounts of illicit narcotics.

Friend 1: (knocking) Yo dude....you okay in there?... the Bathrooms been locked for like six hours bro... and it's now Sunday"
Friend 2: Yea bro, he dropped five flippers then the porn hit him...he aint dead in there son, He's just blue balls Dickslexick!
Friend 1: Oh shit man! Yo dude get the fuck outta my house!

by ZebVanZandt September 10, 2016

DickleButt

A sexual practice where you insert an large pickle in your anal cavity and masturbate.

I like to DickleButt on lonely Friday nights.

by Jesus1233455899 May 17, 2016

Dickle tickle

When she tickles your dick with a feather

He enjoys dickle tickle at nighttime

by Johnathan dirtyslut January 4, 2017

dicklent

Where you give your penis to anyone because you are depressed.

Yo James is a dicklent

by My space February 21, 2018

dickle pic

A picture of a pickle........that looks like a dickle

That's a niiiiice dickle pic

by Jerry💖 July 13, 2018

dickovery

Discovered Dick

I just had a dickovery

by BeelSS October 23, 2018

Dickler Trash

Worst fortnite player

Darren you are Dickler Trash... Get 1 pumped kid

by Jamal dequease November 25, 2018