Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker

A man who cannot tie his shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021

denisha

A girl who is never afraid to show her true colors. She is super sexy, hot, smart and a total badass. She is the most reliable friend to have and will always keep your secret. She may seem like a scary girl but she is just protective of her friends and family. Mess with someone she cares about you better run, she isn't afraid to through a punch where needed. Never backstab her other wise you're in for a world for of hell. If you ever get a Denisha to call your own NEVER let her go.

'Hey I just found my self a Denisha'
What!? No way dude you're so lucky!
'Yeah I know not every day a Denisha befriends somone'

by Bruve November 18, 2016

demisemihemidemisemiquaver

A note that will immediately rip the hands off of any self-respecting musician.

I once was a pianist like you, but then I took a demisemihemidemisemiquaver to the hands.

by Burflammen January 31, 2019

biromantic demisexual

A person who is romantically attracter to two or more genders, but will only feel sexual attraction when a deep bond is formed between them and their partner.

Sam really likes me, but will not have sex with me until they are ready. Apparently they are a biromantic demisexual.

by Unknown Stranger From Here December 15, 2014

Denisa

a very tall and skinny girl. always there to help you out when you need it. she has an amazing butt, perfectly shaped and very round. and a nice sized rack, not too big just the right size and perky. she is the most beautiful girl in the world and every guy wants her. but she will always have one lucky guy and will putbhim before everyone else. you could talk about denisa all day and she has no flaws. she is absolute perfection.

i wish i had denisa.

by puffy longtickles July 15, 2013

Control Denied

A kick-ass Technical Progressive Power Metal band from Florida,formed by Death's vocalist/guitarist,Chuck Schuldiner(R.I.P.) and many other talented musicians such as Steve DiGiorgio and Richard Christy.

"Man,that Control Denied album kicked my ass with their serious music."

by MetalNewbie November 15, 2004

Facebook denier

Someone who is completely addicted to Facebook, but tries to claim they really aren't when mocked about their addiction. They claim they "rarely use" Facebook. Like a crackhead, they just want to log into Facebook "one last time".

The FB denier is usually an adult, as at least teeny boppers have the decency to flat out admit they are addicted.

Jr (a prototypical Facebook denier): I rarely use Facebook.

Kip: Yo brutha, see that My Little Pony group on FB??

Jr: No. Sweet! Add me, bro!

by moraleboatanchor April 14, 2013